the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

WC #3- Chapter 3-5

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Tom Servo (T)

Gypsy (G)

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Chapter 3

Iciclestar's Pawspective

Now, this got me feeling scared. At midnight, not a cat returned from the Hollowclan grounds.

T- When you have a journey that's over seven hours long, what do you expect?

Not even Nighttail. As I was sleeping, some cat shoved me.

L- Wha- HEY!

I opened my eyes. There... standing in front of me... was my old leader, Talonstar. "You are dead!" I shouted. Why is TALONSTAR here? "Right. I came to warn you." Talonstar let out a mighty gaze.

L- How do you "let out" a mighty gaze? Do you just pop your eyes out or something and paint eyebrows on it?

I felt tense for a split second. But I knew this leader was dead for moons. I couldn't show the fear and tense feeling now!

G- Too late, he can smell your fear.

"And what shall that be?" I asked, my voice sounding fearless and bold. "Your sister and the other warriors have been attacked and taken by foxes." Talonstar sighed. I couldn't believe it. Nighttail was taken? I was scared to the bone.

T- Not to the bottom of your stomach? She never liked Nighttail.

"Oh. Well, thank you. For what shall I do?" I asked. "For I say that you should go and search for them. Let your deputy go lead the clan while you look." "Can I bring any cat?" "Bring one apprentice, and one warrior. If possible, go grab an apprentice and warrior from Hollowclan."

T- (whining) "Why do we gotta bring THEM to the sleepover?"

Talonstar said, then, Talonstar vanished.

Chapter 4

Nighttail's Pawspective

"Let us go! You are messing with the wrong cats!" Shouted Polarpelt, shifting his white, fluffy body in the snow. Me, Polarpelt, and Lunarheart all were stuck in a fox camp, and wrapped in vines and ice.

L- How do you get wrapped up in ice?

"This is not fair! There are cats to feed!" Lunarheart roared. I hissed painfully at the foxes. "We will let you go on one condition..." The leader fox, Rookie,

G- Wimp!

laughed. "Bring two kits to our camp, and we may have a feast." "NO! NEVER! GIVE US ANOTHER OPTION!" I shouted.

T- Wha- SAY YES, GODAMMIT, THEY HAVE NO KITS!

"Okay then..." Rookie chuckled. I knew he was up to no good. "Bring us a moose." "MOOSE?

T- "Actually, meese."

There are no moose here! You are out of your fur!" Lunarheart shouted. I know that Lunarheart lied. She is scared of moose.

L- Sorry, there are no moose in the Arctic, so is this just an over exaggerated version of Canada?

To be honest, all of us are. "Okay. What if we tell you to go over there and find a moose!"

L- (a la gangster) "Ey, kitty cat, go find yer ol' Rook some meese, Ey? Wouldn't want cha' 'heart to stop beatin!"

Rookie shouted. The foxes released us, and we trotted slowly the way he pointed.

G- That is, if he had thumbs.

"I hope my sister will save us." I said, looking up at the stars.

Chapter 5

Iciclestar's Pawspective

"ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO SURVIVE THE BIGGEST OF BLIZZARDS COME TO THE FROSTED ROCK FOR A CLAN MEETING!"

T- Sounds like the new Dairy Queen treat.

I shouted. "Three of our warriors got attacked by the fox pack and taken by them, I need one apprentice and one warrior." I looked down at the cats. "I will take the job. I will bring along your sister's apprentice, Cutpaw." Said Snowtail, a white tom.

G- Why are all of them named "tail"?

L- I have no idea- when Iciclestar became IcicleSTAR they must've decided "Hey, we're good to have a tail again!"

"Good. And Bearfoot, when we are gone, since you are the deputy, you will temporarily take my place. Clan dismissed!" I hopped off of the rock. As we got to Hollowclan

ALL- SLOW DOWN!

camp, I announced: "I NEED THE LEADER, A WARRIOR, AND AN APPRENTICE TO SAVE MY WARRIORS AND KILL THE FOXES!" "Okay. Trunknose. As far as I am gone, you will temporarily take my place." Lilystar said. "I will take my sister, Wolftail. And I will also take.... Sunshinepaw, since you just became an apprentice,

T- Sorry, JUST? Isn't that irresponsible?

you will be coming." And so, we all went to save the cats. As we started off, I noticed that tonight was a gathering for the savannah clans. By my side, Lilystar looked back at the clan gathering, worried. "It's okay." I said. "Trunknose will handle this."

L- Dun dun dun?