the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #2- Chapter 8-END

Mike Nelson (M)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Tom Servo (T)

Gypsy (G)

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CHAPTER 8

ARCTIC

5 HOURS LATER

"Is it cold today!?" Said Eclipse with a shiver down her spine.

C- I. DON'T. KNOW!

ALL- YOU. TELL. ME!

"Hey! These are tracks of Dinoboy! We are close!" Said Foxgirl and Peridot.

C- AT THE SAME-

M- Okay, let's stop reusing riffs.

"How do YOU know?" Asked Tigerwings as she looked at the gray cat. "For starters, us cats use what we call GEM VISION." Said Peridot. "For instance, you have a... wait, wha? It's not a birthstone I have heard of." Said Peridot. "It appears that your birthstone is a Feline birthstone."

T- Yeah, but... How'd you know?

G- That's not a stone!

C- God, you're a rock nerd too?

Said the surprised Peridot. "So your name is Feline. And Foxgirl, you are Bloodstone." Said Peridot. "You, Eclipse, is Moonstone."

M- Why is Tigerwings different?

"Why?" Asked Eclipse. "When we meet my parents, we need to be presented by our gem names." Said Peridot. "My actual name is Gemlight." Said Peridot. "But Gemlight is old, I prefer to be called Peridot." "Well, if I were in your family, I would be Moonstone!"

T- (a la Peridot) "Yeah... That's what I said..."

Eclipse said. "Cool!" "Hey guys! You need to have fur to do this jump!" Called Dinoboy above them.

C- (calling up to Dinoboy) "You have scales, so..."

"Dinoboy! DON'T!" Eclipse yelled as she realized a gong below the cliff. If Dinoboy jumps, the three bad guys will come! And before we know it, we will be caught in the MEGA ECLIPSE!! Eclipse thought in worry.

T- this is screaming "plot thickens"

C- No this is more of a "there's an ancient religion and we somehow get it like a little bit."

"Guys, look!" Said Eclipse. Everybody looked up and saw that Peridot made a staircase to the moon. "Climb!"

(ALL make choking sounds)

Dinoboy, please don't jump. "YO EVERYONE! I'M GOING TO DO IT!"

T- Shut up, Dinoboy.

M- He wasn't noticed much in grade school.

shouted Dinoboy. "NO DON'T!" cried Peridot, Eclipse, Tigerwings and Foxgirl at once. As Dinoboy started to transform into a Compsognathus, Peridot, Eclipse, Tigerwings and Foxgirl had reached the top of the staircase.

(More choking sounds)

T- WOAH! Where are we? Rome?

Chapter 9:

The Moon

Present

"No way." Said Eclipse as she saw her family again. "ECLIPSE!!!" Past screamed as she ran towards her sister. "Mom?" Asked Peridot as she hugged her mom. "Peridot! I am so happy!" Amethyst cried as she wrapped her arms around Peridot. "Lapis, I missed you!" Yelled Peridot as she hugged her sister. "Hi, I am Tigerwings, oop, I mean, Feline." Said Tigerwings

C- (a la Tigerwings) "Oopsie daisies!"

as she struggled with her gem name. "Hi, Im Bloodstone!" Said Foxgirl. "My gem name is Moonstone." Said Eclipse. "Hey, look!" Said Daylight. Everybody saw that Dinoboy rang the gong. And Dirtdog,

C- Who?

Superfiretiger,

T- Who?

and a moose

ALL- WHO?

all came. But there was a blue galaxy colored lion... who is it?

T- (angry) GEE, I DON'T KNOW! JESUS?

THE END!!!!

G- Yay! We're done!

M- Wait guys, they didn't include the others-

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