the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

WC #2- Chapter 2

Mike Nelson (M)

Joel Robinson (J)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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Chapter 2

"Momma, wake up! WAKE UUUUP!"

C- "Doggone it- YOU SLEPT ON THE ROCK AGAIN!"

Prunekit bounced, and bounced on her mother. "What?" Foxstar yawned. "Me and the other kits have ALL SURVIVED

T- SURVIVED? HollowClan's doing a TERRIBLE job...

SIX MOONS! We are ready to become apprentices!" Prunekit purred. "Oh, we will do that tonight. I need to go to Thunderclan camp. See you." Foxstar licked her kits,

(T and C make slurping sounds)

M- That is disgusting, you two.

and went outside camp with Blossomingflower, Stripefang, Forbiddeneye, and Lightstone. As they got to the fourtrees, they saw Firestar. "Hello. We came." Foxstar said, signaling her other cats to bow.

M- (a la Foxstar) "Curtsy, cowards."

"Pleased, Foxstar. Now, I need to show you the kittypets. Stay low." Said Firestar, crouching and moving with silent paws. Looking into a twoleg window, she saw a cat... a kittypet, was it her or was it really... "SPECKLEDFUR!"

ALL- WHO???

Foxstar hissed. "Oh, if it isn't Foxpaw." Speckledfur's collar shined in the sunlight.

T- I love how when the author realizes she hasn't put descriptive sentences in a while she just spits one out there.

"That's FOXSTAR to you!" Foxstar growled. "And, that is CLOVER to you! I like kittypet life!" Said the kittypet. "KITTYPET LIFE? That is a joke! You should be ashamed of yourself!"

C- He trotted all this way from the savanna, survived being in a clan I assume, and just gave up? Wimp.

Said Forbiddeneye. "Oh, if you have not noticed, I have kits to groom." Clover chuckled. "Nina!" Clover sat down with his mate, and groomed four kits.

T- POLICE!

M- Oh would you knock it off?!

"Oh. And Breezeclan?" Foxstar asked. "Breezeclan, you say? Well, see, they are at the moonstone. But why should I tell you? You are as dumb as FOX DUNG!"

M- Uh... You kinda did there... Yeah...

Clover growled. "Whatever." Foxstar trotted along with the other cats and saw Songstar, the Breezeclan leader. And all of the Breezeclan cats surrounded her. "S-Songstar! Don't you know the warrior code?"

T- (a la Songstar) "The code about who lives and who dies? Yeah, I know."

Asked Stripefang. "Who needs that? I am getting NINE EXTRA LIVES!" Songstar said. Stripefang pounced on Songstar. "Good job Stripefang, I'll take it from here." Foxstar said. "Songstar, don't make a fool of yourself. Your camp is all ready for you." "And we know that is not the truth. Tell us." Firestar said.

C- (a la Songstar) "You guys are MEAN!"

"FINE. I wanted to lead my clan to a better spot, the nine lives part is true. Just, it is greencough. It spread all over camp. The kits could barely survive. So, I am gonna propose to Shadowclan.

T- Will you marry me?

C- Will you-

T- BEAT YOU TO IT!

C- OH COME ON!

Then Breezeclan will go back to Shadowclan, no more Breezeclan, and I could be Songbird once again." Songstar sighed. "Well, go on, get your nine lives. I would happen to know that Starclan would never approve.

M- REALLY? WOULD you?

Just know that Breezeclan was just history. Go on..." Said Lightstone, before leaving with the others, Lightstone looked over and said, "Songbird..." Songstar's face turned red. As they got back to the fourtrees, Foxstar said, "We will be going back. Thank you." "My pleasure. May Starclan be with you." Firestar said. "You too." That was when Foxstar and Firestar parted onto their own separate paths.

M- Finally.

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