the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

WC #2- Chapters 10- END

Mike Nelson (M)

Joel Robinson (J)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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Chapter 9

Squirrelight's Pawspective

"Squirrellight, I need some cobwebs." Blossomingflower ordered. Squirrellight covered up the bites and scratches on Forbiddeneye's pelt. Stripefang then came limping into the room. She collapsed on the nest.

T- Crappy deputy.

More cobwebs were needed. Bud root too.

C- That's for rat bites.

Then, Wolftail came scrambling into the room, and Lilyriver, Prunekit, and Wolftail all put their mother onto the nest. "My! So many cats..." Squirrellight said. "What life is she on?" Blossomingflower asked. Squirrellight could see that Wolftail's face started holding back tears. "Her last one..." Wolftail sobbed.

J- DUN DUN DUNNN!

Chapter 10

Wolftail's Pawspective

As midnight came, it was sad to everyone that Foxstar, Stripefang, Scaleclaw, Darthwing, and Forbiddeneye died after the war.

M- That's... Unsettling.

T- All of the main characters died?

"So. Who is gonna be deputy AND leader NOW?" Hissed Calicostripe. "ME! ME! ME!" Said all of the warriors, they all fought for deputy and leader. Little did they know that Wolftail was slowly making her way up to the hollowed rock. "STOP! PLEASE! I KNOW WHO SHOULD BE LEADER!"

J- I think they should pull a Breezeclan and peace out.

M- Yeah, I'm getting tired of this.

Wolftail shouted. "Yeah? What?" Hissed an angry Hollowrock. "My sister, Lilyriver. I have seen how she handles everything. She is made for a leader!"

T- WHAT?

Wolftail looked calmly at Lilyriver. The shy Lilyriver looked up, Wolftail could tell that Lilyriver's face was ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SAYING THIS? Face. "REALLY, WOLFTAIL? You choose your sister who tried to KILL you, and you are letting all of us STRONGER WARRIORS go to waste?"

ALL- WHAT HE SAID!

Shouted an angry warrior in the crowd of cats. "Yes and that is exactly why! If she could've almost killed me, she can certainly lead us into and out of war." explained Wolftail. "Okay, I agree with Wolftail!" Said Prunefoot. Then, Lilyriver became Lilystar.

C- No moonstone? Nothing. 'kay.

M- I never knew you read Warriors.

T and C- Hard drive from Joel.

J- I needed them to have material to go off of.

"And deputy?" Asked Wolftail. "I choose... Trunknose." Said Lilystar. "And why?!" hissed an even angrier Hollowrock. "Because Trunknose...

J- (a la Lilystar) "Was never mentioned until now."

As a kit, Trunknose held a great personality, brave. And he always wanted to be a leader. So, if I die, he will earn that role. He is a great cat." Lilystar sniffed the cold air,

(Tom sniffs obnoxiously)

and hopped off of the hollowed rock. "Clan dismissed!" She shouted.

Chapter 11

And so...

Lilystar served to be a great leader, and Trunknose served as a great deputy, Blossomingflower died of death berries,

C- That's one terrible medicine cat if she couldn't tell.

and Squirrellight became the Medicine cat. Prunefoot ended up falling in love with Howlingpelt, and had a kit called Peachkit. Calicostripe then became mates with Trunknose and gave birth to Sunshinekit. Wolftail became a single mother, and gave birth to Snowkit.

C- They don't have sperm donors in the forest.

Lightstone and Loveheart both died. And Gorseflight, Eaglewhisker, and Startchploom died.

J- Not the detergent commercial mascot! No!

M- They just all died. That's it.

The end

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