the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Wings of Flame #1- Part 3

Joel Robinson (J)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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The next day, she came to the secret place and saw just Phoenix in there. "Where are the others?" Silverleaf asked. "Hunting." Phoenix sighed. "What's wrong?"

T- (falsetto) "Nothing... I guess."

"I wanted to tell you something." "What?"

C- These hips do lie.

"Maple and Bronze are not your mother and father."

J- Well! They can both relate to each other on that level!

"How do you know that?" "As I was returning back to my island of Nala, I heard them go: 'It's ok. They won't find out. We must hide them away from her.'" Phoenix sighed once more.

L- Phoenix isn't only a trauma dumper... She draws conclusions.

Silverleaf nearly fainted. 7 years of living with Maple and Bronze and they aren't her parents? "Thank you, Phoenix, for telling me that." Silverleaf said. "Who is my mother and father?" "Queen Goldenleaf and King Oakwood."

T- OH COME ON!

C- Please, can we have one story that doesn't have the Main Character have royal blood?

J- We don't need another princess, please...

L- Oh, and how did Phoenix find that out? That nosy thing...

"So me and Pinecone..." "Are royalty." Phoenix said. "Can we, um, see them?" Silverleaf and Phoenix flew down to the ground. "Sure. Pinecone is there. I told them."

As they arrived, Queen Goldenleaf and King Oakwood hugged Silverleaf tight. "Hi mom, hi dad!" Silverleaf sobbed. "Oh, SILVERLEAF!" Goldenleaf sobbed.

T- I think the word "Sobbed" is ruined for me now.

As the sky turned black, Silverleaf and Pinecone went to THEIR room, bigger and more clean. As it turned 5:30 A.M, Silverleaf heard knocking on the window. As she woke up, Pinecone was at the window, holding a sign made of tree bark with "GET OUT RIGHT NOW!" carved on it.

T- (in a femboy voice) "Taylor Swift is at Long Beach Island!"

As Silverleaf flew outside, she realized her ACTUAL mom and dad (Oakwood and Goldenleaf) weren't outside. All eyes were fixed on Maple and Bronze. "Silverleaf!" Goldenleaf signaled Silverleaf and Pinecone to sit in their throne next to her. "Mom, what is happening?" Silverleaf asked. "My darling, don't you see? Maple and Bronze are being executed." Goldenleaf said.

C- (falsetto, giggling) "Isn't this exciting?"

"MAPLE AND BRONZE, YOU ARE BEING EXECUTED BECAUSE YOU STOLE OUR HEIR AND PRINCE!" Oakwood shouted. The guards then shoved Maple and Bronze into the boiling lava.

ALL- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ha. Serves THEM right! Silverleaf chuckled in her mind. Maple and Bronze screeched.

"AAAIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

"AAAGH! HEEEEEEEEELP!" Bronze screamed as he then burned to a crisp.

"Thanks mom and dad." I guess.... That was very... erm... gruesome. But they were just trying to be nice.

L- Yeah. Nice. Nothing says nice like pushing your kidnappers into a pit of boiling lava... Actually... She's right.

Silverleaf thought. Then, as they were walking into the palace, Silverleaf got pounced on by a dark dragon, her family didn't notice, because she was behind. "AKPTH!" Silverleaf spit out some pine leaves.

J- KRPTHHHH!

L- PTOO!

T- HOAAACK!

C- ARKKKKSHHH!

"Ah. How gruesome, you think. I agree." Said an edgy, dark voice echoing behind Silverleaf. "WHO ARE YOU?" Silverleaf turned around, and grabbed hold of a nearby spear. "I am a Willowwing named Midnight. And I know you, SILVERLEAF." Said the dragon as a lantern lit up so Silverleaf could see Midnight's whole face. It was pure black, all except for her pale blue eyes.

L- How... Edgy.

I forgot, Willowwings have mind reading. Silverleaf thought. "Study enough?'' Midnight asked. "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" Silverleaf shouted. Midnight lit up the unlit lanterns with her purple fiery breath. As Midnight handed some crow

(Crow gasps)

to Silverleaf, Silverleaf noticed a necklace similar to the one she heard stories about, except this necklace was a crown in the stories. "Your necklace." Silverleaf said. "Where is it from?" Midnight glared at silverleaf, and looked back at her crow, after a long pause, Midnight said, "Willowed forest." "From who?" Silverleaf asked.

J- Claire's.

Midnight just kept eating. "Princess Silverleaf of the Pinewings you are talking to, FROM WHO?"

J- Clarie's! Jeez...

Silverleaf slammed Midnight's talon with hers. Midnight glared at Silverleaf, grabbing her talon and slamming her to the ground. Silverleaf stood stunned for a split second and then, "I don't want to tell you." Midnight said. Silverleaf then used her wings to scrape Midnight's head. Soon, after the long, horrible fight,

L- Oh my god, this fight's even shorter. I get to the point.

Silverleaf managed to pin Midnight to the ground. "F-FINE!" Midnight choked. As Silverleaf let go of Midnight, they sat down. "Princess Spruce of the Willowwings threw it to me. It was her crown." "WHAT?" Silverleaf asked. "I was supposed to find the prophecy dragons for this current prophecy for queen Deadwood. She was furious at the fact that I didn't get all of the dragons, so she prepared me for execution.

T- Then people find out their parents aren't their real parents, blah blah blah, they find out the prophecy isn't real, WE KNOW!

Her only daughter was her first daughter, Spruce. At the time, I was good friends with Spruce, anyway, I was getting pushed into the lava, and then POW! Spruce flew right into me and shoved me out of the way. And..." Midnight paused. "What?" Silverleaf asked.

C- (a la Midnight) "She kissed me."

"She fell into the lava instead.

C- (a la Midnight) "Then she kissed me."

As she was burning, she threw her crown at me. I've been searching for the prophecy dragons ever since." Midnight sighed. "Then why take me?" Silverleaf asked. "You and your friends ARE the prophecy dragons, Silverleaf."

J- Oh, I get it, because she's the maiiiin chaaaaraaacterr...

Midnight slayed a rope, and a curtain fell down, revealing that Midnight stole all Silverleaf's friends. They were all wrapped in vines and chains. As Midnight released every friend, they all huddled together. The next thing they knew, they were knocked out and were hit by sleeping darts.