the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Wings of Flame #1- Part 2

Joel Robinson (J)

Gavin Martin (G)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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The next day, she came to the secret place and saw just Phoenix in there. "Where are the others?" Silverleaf asked. "Hunting." Phoenix sighed. "What's wrong?"

T- (falsetto) "Nothing... I guess."

"I wanted to tell you something." "What?"

C- These hips do lie.

"Maple and Bronze are not your mother and father."

J- Well! They can both relate to each other on that level!

"How do you know that?" "As I was returning back to my island of Nala, I heard them go: 'It's ok. They won't find out. We must hide them away from her.'" Phoenix sighed once more.

G- Phoenix isn't only a trauma dumper... She draws conclusions.

Silverleaf nearly fainted. 7 years of living with Maple and Bronze and they aren't her parents? "Thank you, Phoenix, for telling me that." Silverleaf said. "Who is my mother and father?" "Queen Goldenleaf and King Oakwood."

T- OH COME ON!

C- Please, can we have one story that doesn't have the Main Character have royal blood?

J- We don't need another princess, please...

G- Oh, and how did Phoenix find that out? That nosy thing...

"So me and Pinecone..." "Are royalty." Phoenix said. "Can we, um, see them?" Silverleaf and Phoenix flew down to the ground. "Sure. Pinecone is there. I told them."

As they arrived, Queen Goldenleaf and King Oakwood hugged Silverleaf tight. "Hi mom, hi dad!" Silverleaf sobbed. "Oh, SILVERLEAF!" Goldenleaf sobbed.

T- I think the word "Sobbed" is ruined for me now.

As the sky turned black, Silverleaf and Pinecone went to THEIR room, bigger and more clean. As it turned 5:30 A.M, Silverleaf heard knocking on the window. As she woke up, Pinecone was at the window, holding a sign made of tree bark with "GET OUT RIGHT NOW!" carved on it.

T- (in a femboy voice) "Taylor Swift is at Long Beach Island!"

As Silverleaf flew outside, she realized her ACTUAL mom and dad (Oakwood and Goldenleaf) weren't outside. All eyes were fixed on Maple and Bronze. "Silverleaf!" Goldenleaf signaled Silverleaf and Pinecone to sit in their throne next to her. "Mom, what is happening?" Silverleaf asked. "My darling, don't you see? Maple and Bronze are being executed." Goldenleaf said.

C- (falsetto, giggling) "Isn't this exciting?"

"MAPLE AND BRONZE, YOU ARE BEING EXECUTED BECAUSE YOU STOLE OUR HEIR AND PRINCE!" Oakwood shouted. The guards then shoved Maple and Bronze into the boiling lava.

ALL- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ha. Serves THEM right! Silverleaf chuckled in her mind. Maple and Bronze screeched.

"AAAIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

"AAAGH! HEEEEEEEEELP!" Bronze screamed as he then burned to a crisp.

"Thanks mom and dad." I guess.... That was very... erm... gruesome. But they were just trying to be nice.