HGATR- Chapter 2

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Mike Nelson (M)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

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Chapter Two

"So you are telling me that..." Luna said, wide-eyed. "MY TIFFY HOWLED AT THE MOON AND RAN TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION TO THE STABLES???!" Luna shouted. "Listen, Luna and Colt, I know you care about Tiffy so very much and-" Willow interrupted. "WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS LIKE SHE RAN INTO A FLOWER MEADOW?! I. WANT. MY. TIFFY!"

L- Some people have to sleep around here, you know!

Luna screamed. "Ok, listen, calm down Luna, I will go alert the other horses about this." Colt said soothingly. "You're right, I should go lie down and think about Tif- WAIT! Calm down... Calm down... Think about something other than Tiffy, Colt, dad, yes..." Luna trotted away.

M- Tiffy- AHHH!

"How do you DO that?" Willow asked. "Oh stop it." Colt trotted toward Autumn to tell her the news. "ATTENTION ALL HORSE GALLOPERS!!! GET YOUR ARMOR ON! TIFFY HAS GONE MISSING! I REPEAT: TIFFY HAS GONE MISSING!

M- AND WHY WOULD I CARE?

I ASK PHOENIX AND WILLOW AND HOBBES TO FIND HER WITH SPHINX!" Wendy shouted. "Ok, guys, where did she go?" Sphinx asked. Willow had noticed that Sphinx had worn out his red coat. Now it is brown.

L- REALLY?

M- You can wear out your coat- HUH?

"This way!" Shouted Willow.

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