the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #5- Chapters 3&4

Emily Connor (E)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Jonah Heston (J)

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CHAPTER 3

THE HOWL

PESENT

"Luna! Press the button!" Shouted Time inside of the HOWL.

T- THE HOWL.

As Luna pressed the button, she hopped onto her part. She moved the Vehicles legs and started RUNNING. Pretty soon, they saw Sunset.

C- Which is...

J- Superfiretiger's daughter

C- Right. Totally knew that.

Luna made her part jump onto the buildings and started to go STRAIGHT for Sunset. Time jumped in front of her, and Luna was steered AWAY from Sunset. She jumped out of her vehicle. "GUYS! DESTROY SUNSET! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" shouted Luna as she saw her cousins and teammates all surrounded Sunset. "Shhh!" Alaska hushed. "She is hurt!" "She might be faking!"

T- (a la Luna) "Don't think I haven't seen American Soccer before!"

Shouted Luna. She walked to where they were standing. "Guys, that was a robot of me you fought, my mother locked me in my room." Sunset sobbed. "How foolish of you guys to believe her!" Shouted Luna as she tried to throw Sunset, but threw Hunter instead.

J- How do you confuse a dinosaur with a tiger?!

T- Pretty strong arms you got there, hon...

"My real name... is.... Tigerblood." Sobbed Sunset as Luna tried to save Hunter. As Luna came back, she saw the most surprising thing ever. Tigerflight used to tell her ALL of the rules if you were born in Jungle Oceana. Tigerflight's brother, Tiggii, has the power to tell their destiny.

E- (a la Tiggi) "Let's see... Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, behead... Ohhhh... Sorry..."

When he finds the kit's destiny, he paints a mark on their fur. Tigerflight got a paw print on her fur. (The paw print is the RTA logo.)

C- Patent pending.

But as Luna looked at Tigerblood, right on her ankle, she saw a print.... A paw print. Tigerblood's destiny is the RTA.

CHAPTER 4

THE RTA HQ

1 HOUR AFTER THEY GOT BACK

"So, let us all step back, we need to unfirefy." Tigerflight said as she pushed the button and Tigerblood started to transform in the shock waves that Tigerwings made WAY before Tigerflight was born.

T- If we "unfirefy" George... We can probably be let go.

Luna started to wonder what it would be like to go in there, so she jumped in the shock waves just in time for Tigerblood to be her normal self.

E- This girl has clearly never learned the risk of intrusive thoughts.

"LUNA! GET OUT OF THERE!" Tigerflight shouted as Tigerblood ran away from the shock waves. As Luna got out, she felt... well... evil. Luna looked at the horrified faces. She saw that she turned into a bad girl.

C- Wait a second, is this Jojo Siwa's rebrand Disney-fied?

J- (singing) I was a bad girl... I did some bad things...

She saw that she had red strokes on her fur, and her claws were purple. She couldn't control her voice.

C- I would rather that then listen to this guy talk about his band days.

J- Shut up.

"Luna?" Asked Alaska, trembling. "I AM NOT LUNA! FOR I AM ALPHA!" Luna yelled in her evil voice and ran away.

E- I never knew your voice changed based on your heroism.

Weird. I can't control myself, I am not Alpha! I am Luna: Daughter of Eclipse! The uncontrolled Alpha thought. She saw that her RTA watch was taken off by Alaska. And she felt a prick on her fur. Huh? What? "GET OFF ME!" roared the uncontrolled Alpha. She managed to get it off. It was a tracker.

E- Thank the lord!