(Mike is sitting down with a clipboard, taking on the role of a therapist. The patient he has today is Phoenix, played by Emily)
Mike: Alright, Phoenix, what is the issue today?
Emily: I mean... I just...
Mike: We know you're a TigerWing or something like that. Why don't we explore that?
Emily: My brother Kit looks nothing like me.
Mike: Uh-huh.
Emily: And neither does anyone else.
Mike: There... We're doing better already.
Emily: And I have a burn mark on my neck because apparently some MudWing breathed fire on me the second I was born. My parents describe it to me in such detail.
Mike: Did they... Help you get away?
Emily: No.
Mike: Ah... How are your friends?
Emily: (as casual as can be, as if this is an ordinary Tuesday) See, my friend Silverleaf has magic powers, and I have, like, nine other friends that just tag along, I guess. And recently we all fought a guy named Dark star, who got killed in like, two hits. We almost got caved into a small pebble, we, you know, found a new tribe and they apparently are out of touch, and we finished it off with getting injured, like, a lot. I wasn't injured.
Mike: Oh, and... How does that make you-
Emily: And my attacker from that hatchling neck thing turned out to be one of my friends, Fawn, and I kinda almost choked her, until she told me about a sandwing, who just knocked on my door, which is totes normal, and now we're going to Jade Mountain.
Mike: Are you okay, sweetie?
Emily: And I feel left out because I'm like, the fiercest female who has ever existed, but I feel embarrassed because... I read. And make art. I'm... Not like other girls.
Mike: I think our time's up.
(Jonah enters as Fawn)
(He stops and stares down Emily, who does the same)
Jonah: Hello, Phoenix.
Emily: Hello, Fawn.
(Silence)
(They start attacking)
(Gypsy rolls in as Pebble)
Gypsy: STOP FIGHTING!
(they all group hug)
BEEP! BEEP!
ALL- WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!
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YOU ARE READING
the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
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