Mike Nelson (M)
Joel Robinson (J)
Tom Servo (T)
Crow T. Robot (C)
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Chapter 4
Lilykit's Pawspective
"Go, right there." Said Lilykit, sending off a fox and a rat.
C- She must be great at making friends with literal rabies-children.
She chuckled quietly as she saw Wolfpaw getting bitten. As a good actor as she is, she rushed as quickly as her family members into the den. "Arrgh. This is the worst case of fox bites that I've ever seen. And is that- RAT BITES?" Blossomingflower looked closely at Wolfpaw.
C- And then they go "my! she has-"
"My! She has GREENCOUGH too!"
T- "Do-"
"Do you think she will survive?"
T- Yeah, then "it is a very big-"
M- "-chance that she will-"
Asked Foxstar. "It is a very big chance that she will not." Blossomingpaw quickly covered the bites with cobwebs and fed Wolfpaw some bud root. "Well, I was just about to appoint Calicokit and Hollowkit warrior! And I was going to appoint Lilykit apprentice!"
J- And then it's gonna say something like-
Foxstar said. And that was the moment that Lilykit knew that she had made a mistake.
J- yeah.
Chapter 5
Foxstar's Pawspective
C- HA! PAWSPECTIVE! (deadpan) hilarious.
"ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO CLIMB THE HIGHEST OF TREES COME TOGETHER AT THE HOLLOWED ROCK FOR A MEETING!" Foxstar said. "Today I am making Hollowpaw and Calicopaw
J- Now she gets it right.
a warrior. Hollowpaw, you are now known as Hollowrock. And Calicopaw, you are now known as Calicostripe. And Lilykit, you are now Lilypaw. Your mentor is Howlingpelt. And Prunepaw, you are now known as Prunefoot.
M- If that's so, then consider him a bath freak.
CLAN DISMISSED!" Foxstar hopped off of the rock, going into the leader's den. Then, Bloomingflower came into Foxstar's den with a worried face. "Foxstar... Wolfpaw might not make it." Blossomingflower said. Foxstar and Blossomingflower stared at the weak Wolfpaw.
T- Ew, you brought her in here?
"Wolfpaw, wow... Well. If you die, your name will be Ravenwolf." Foxstar sobbed. And just like that...
Wolfpaw didn't make it.
C- Say she died. It saves printer ink.
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the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
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