the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

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(Deep 13)

(George is looking through the RTA books)

George: Hey, wouldn't it be funny if I lost track of some vital books for my plan for desctruction?

(he loses his vital books for destruction somehow)

George: Uh oh.

(uses intercom)

George: Ladies and gents, we're gonna go off the rails for this one. Prepare for another, uh... Fanfiction! Yes!

(SOL)

(Emily is sitting with Jonah, whose whiteboard is under his arm)

Emily: I think we're bound to go insane eventually.

Tom (off screen): Hey, Crow, look! Joel's trying to scold me!

Crow: CAN I SEE? CAN I SEE? (runs off)

(Lexsi and Gypsy enter. Lexsi's writing as Gypsy speaks)

Gypsy: "-And I don't think you have any right to take away the voices of our best friends on the Satellite. Please stop and consider being nice to us lowly bots and humans. I think you have nice hair, and I would really like to have a bow like yours. Love, Gypsy."

Lexsi: Woah, you wanna say "love?"

Gypsy: It makes me nicer.

Lexsi: Okay...

Emily: Hey, what are you guys doing?

Lexsi: I'm writing a letter to Kinga from Gypsy.

Gypsy: Oh! Can you add "P.S, if you have any ram chips to trade for your machine, that would be greatly appreciated."

Lexsi: You couldn't say something useful, like escape pods or something?

Gypsy: Oh, escape pods would be nice, write that down.

Lexsi: Oh come on, I wrote this in pen.

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL- WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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