the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #2- Host Segment

(Mike, Tom, Gypsy, and Crow are sat at a table with notebooks and pencils)

Mike: Alright, fellas, the reason I brought you in here today is to discuss this lingering prophecy in our book.

Crow: Mike, the mention of fog storms in this one is shocking.

Tom: I know, right? Gypsy, have you found out anything about these fog storms?

Gypsy: I drew a family picture.

(They all groan)

Mike: Well can we see it?

Tom: Hey, how come the tall guy and that purple suit girl aren't in there?

Gypsy: I've never got to know them.

Crow: Why's Lexsi hugging you?

Gypsy: She's had the time for me, Mike.

Tom: Why's Joel carrying Cambot?

Gypsy: Because.

Crow: Why are me and Tom punching each other?

Gypsy: You guys fight all the time!

Crow: Gypsy, please.

Tom: Sure, we may have squabbles, but-

Crow: Be mature!

Tom: Yes!

(silence)

Crow and Tom: Am I winning?

Mike: Well, Gypsy, that's a very good drawing- why don't you show it to Joel and Lexsi so we could move on with our topic?

Gypsy: Okay...

(Gypsy exits. Other voices are heard)

Joel: Gypsy! Honey! That's a very good drawing!

Lexsi: Awwww- your art style is so cute!

Gypsy: Thank you!

Mike: Now about the fog storm, gentlemen.

(Crow and Tom have drawn family pictures)

Crow: We're gonna show these to Joel now.

Tom: Bye.

(Crow and Tom exit.)

Joel: Crow and Tom Servo! Are all my bots little artists?

Lexsi: The detail! You're all so great!

(Lexsi and Joel enter, waving by to them)

(they break when looking at Mike)

Lexsi: Why does Crow have a chainsaw in his picture?

Mike: (exasperated) I- I don't know.

BEEP! BEEP!

Tom, Crow, Gypsy, and Mike: WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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