the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

WC #1- Host Segment

(Jonah is writing down something on some paper)

Emily- Hey, man, what's up?

(She looks at the paper)

Emily- You thought of some riffs during the story? Well, let's hear- sorry...

(Jonah is still a little bit offended.)

Emily- all it says is "list of riffs."

(Jonah mouths "I forgot to do it.")

Emily- What?

("I forgot to do it!")

Emily- Wha- Gypsy, can you read lips?

Tom- (off camera) HEY LOOK WHO STOLE JOEL'S SHOES!

Crow: (off camera) AND HE CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT, CAN HE?

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL: WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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