the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

HGTM- Chapter 3

Joel Robinson (J)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Gypsy (G)

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Chapter 3

"Get back here! My food!" Shouted a woman on a galloping horse with an orange coat and a black mane and tail.

C- I haven't seen a human around these pages in a long time.

"Who ARE you?" Shouted Misty. Since only the horse could hear her, the horse neighed. "Oh! More horses! Oh joy!" Said the woman. "Everyone, go back." Black Rose nickered as they started to inch back toward the entrance. "I am not gonna hurt you. I am Wendy.

T- Joel, this is still in the 40's right?

J- I think so.

T- Okay, okay...

This is my horse, Nico. And right here, is her foal, Lumina." the woman sensed them getting scared, so she spoke in a soft voice as she pointed to a foal, about Luna's age, with a black coat and a white mane. Ooooh, cute hor-no Luna, focus on bigger priorities, Luna thought as she tensed, even harder.

C- It's the perfect gaykening!

J- Crow, what?

Where did mommy go? I wanna know NOW BLACK ROSE. TELL ME WHERE MAMA WENT, screamed Luna's mind. "I'll tell you what, if you trust me, I can help you find your way through the jungle WITHOUT getting eaten. Is that ok with you gu-AAAAAAH!" Wendy screamed as a black, cat-like shape pulled her up and away into the dark jungle trees.

T- (a la black cat) "Just gonna take this, thank you-"

"MASTER!" Nico called. "MOMMY! I WANNA HAVE A HOME!" Lumina pushed against her mother. "Say-where IS our master?" Bronco said. "I think he might have set us... free." Spirit said, softly and hesitantly. "Free. Yes. Lumina, we are free!" Nico said with a soft smile as she shook her saddle off. "I HATED having a master. The riding part at least." Said Nico.

(Tom is about to say something, but Joel slams his beak shut)

J- I know what you were thinking, Tom Servo, stop.

"Where is YOUR mom?" Lumina asked Luna. "Oh... um... well... BLACK ROSE I DON'T KNOW AND I WANNA KNOW." Luna said, getting a bit angry. "Now, don't be alarmed, but something called a leopard took Autumn -- or your mother, Luna -- and killed her.

C- (a la Black Rose) "Remember, don't be alarmed."

The woman who calls herself Wendy was eaten by a big black cat called a panther.

C- (a la Black Rose) "Don't... Be..."

We are on our own now."

C- (a la Black Rose) "Alarmed."

said Black Rose calmly to everyone, as though IT WAS NOTHING.

T- (a la Dumbledore) "HARRY! DID YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?"

But it TOTALLY DEFINITELY WAS SOMETHING COMPLETELY SCARY. MOMMY! NO! It can't have happened to HER of all horses. OH IT'S TOTALLY MY FAULT because she was too busy being off guard to PROTECT ME instead of HERSELF. ARRRRGH. I KNEW IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! NO,

G- This is quite a pickle!

screamed Luna's mind so loud, it almost gave her a real headache. She blinked a few times, and when she was done she realized that Nico had brung all of them to a cave. Where they will be living from now on. "Ok, I have a terrific idea.

(ALL groan "Uh oh" "Come on" "Here she goes")

We could all be kind of like a pack or... A FAMILY! Yes! A family!" Nico said. "We are all brothers and sisters then! Nobody calls certan ponies mom or dad." Luna said, thinking about her mom.

C- (to Joel) Come here, my brethren.

J- Hello, Crow.

Is she alive? Or dead? She didn't know. She just doesn't want a new mom. Autumn is the only mom she accepts.

G- Lexsi told me about this- apparently this is Direct Characterization

C- Oh yeah! From that sentence alone, I know we're in for a long ride!

"C'mon, Luna. You KNOW your mother is dead. Stop thinking about it." Said Nico.

J- Oh Come on, you weren't even there.

"HOW DO YOU KNOW?! YOU BARELY KNOW HER! I DON'T WANT A NEW MOM! NOT WHEN IT HAS TO BE YOU!" Luna closed her mouth shut. "Oh, d-did I yell?... I-I'm so sorry miss Nico."

T- Hey, at least she's aware of it!

Luna said so soft you could barely hear her. "Yes, dear Luna. I understand that you are scared-" said Nico, but got cut off by Luna, who said, "I'm not SCARED. Are YOU SCARED, NICO?!"

T- Nevermind.

C- At this point, I don't think we need to specify if Luna's saying it.

J- I know, right? She's stuck on caps lock!

"No, I'm not, I am just concerned for you; for foals - like you - need a mother's milk." said Nico, getting a bit impatient."PEOPLE ONLY HAVE ONE MOM!

T- OH, YEAH, TELL THAT TO TIKTOK!

YOU HAVE A FOAL! I DON'T WANT YOU AS A MOM!" Luna galloped angrily to the part in the cave

T- (a la Luna) "HMMMPH! Everything sucks!"

made for Bronco, Lumina, and her, and layed down in a stack of hay. "I WILL prove she's alive, I WILL prove that Black Rose is wrong! I WILL prove that Nico will NEVER BE MY MOTHER!"

C- You are feeling the sudden urge to resist...

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