the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

WC #2- Prologue

Joel Robinson (J)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Mike Nelson (M)

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M- Alright, you two, I'm sitting between you and Joel. Knock it off.

C- But he looks so cute when he's confused and can't do anything about it.

SPIKECLAN MEMBERS

LEADER:

Patchstar: A sandy tom

T- His greatest enemy is water.

DEPUTY:

Talonclaw: A fierce tom with amazing abilities and skills

MEDIC CAT:

Rosethorn: A gray she-cat with pinkish eyes

WARRIORS:

Pointedeye: A she-cat with an injured eye. (TRAINING PELTEDPAW)

Scratchedpelt: A scuffed-up tom.

(TRAINING MOLTENPAW)

Windtail: A white-gray she-cat.

(TRAINING REDPAW)

Dirtsky: A brown tom with blue eyes

(TRAINING VIOLETPAW)

Poppyrose: A beautiful calico she-cat

M- Those are two different flowers.

C- And how would you know?

(TRAINING BLUEPAW)

APPRENTICES:

Violetpaw: A grey she-cat with purplish eyes

Peltedpaw: A white tom

Redpaw: A pale red tabby tom

Bluepaw: Redpaw's sister, looks just like Bluestar

C- Who?

Moltenpaw: A tortoiseshell tom with an injured paw.

QUEENS:

No queens for now...

ELDERS:

Nightwing: Used to be Nightstar, but has 7 more lives to go

Rocktwist: Patchstar's father

T- ROCKtwist?

KITS:

No kits!

HOLLOW CLAN MEMBERS:

LEADER:

Foxstar: Used to be Foxheart

T- That's it. Her only description. Go home.

DEPUTY:

Stripefang: Forbiddeneye's mate

C- That's it. Her only description. Go home.

MEDIC CAT:

Blossomingflower: Used to be Blossomingpaw (TRAINING SQUIRRELLIGHT)

WARRIORS:

Squirrellight: Trunknose's sister

Trunknose: A wild tom

Darthwing: Foxstar's mate

Scaleclaw: Foxstar's brother

T- It's almost as if the author gave up on imagining looks and converted to titles.

Forbiddeneye: Half blind tom

Howlingpelt: Scaleclaw and Foxstar's younger sister

Loveheart: Shy she-cat

Lightstone: Believes greatly in Starclan, she-cat

APPRENTICES:

None... yet...

QUEENS:

None... yet...

KITS:

Hollowkit: Calicokit's sister

Calicokit: Hollowkit's sister/ daughter of Stripefang

Wolfkit: Daughter of Foxstar

Prunekit: Wolfkit's brother

Lilykit: Prunekit's sister

ELDERS:

Hillrise: Mysterious former warrior she-cat

Starchploom: Stripefang's father

Eaglewhisker: Foxstar's mother

SNAKECLAN MEMBERS:

LEADER:

Splashstar: Used to be Splashpelt

DEPUTY:

Patchpelt: A handsome calico tom

WARRIORS:

Wingedfang: A bloodthirsty tom

Sunstone: She-cat, she has a crush on Scaleclaw from Hollowclan

Sandfur: Sandy yellow tom

Brightstorm: Joyful she-cat

Cornpelt: A pale yellow tom

APPRENTICES:

Blossompaw: She-cat, greencough killed many cats.

QUEENS:

None

KITS:

None

ELDERS:

Redfur: Used to be Redstar

BREEZECLAN

For some reason, Breezeclan vanished...

M- Yeah... But...