the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

WC #1- Chapters 8 & 9

Jonah Heston (J)

Emily Connor (E)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Gypsy (G)

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Chapter 8

The fresh kill pile was getting full. The word about the pack of rouges scared the warriors, even their apprentices, were sent to go practice fighting and hunting. Stripepaw and Starchploom

J- That sounds like the title of a-

L and J- Laundry detergent bottle I once saw an-

L- Ad for when I was little- yeah, I used that already, Jonah.

J- Awww...

went to go report to the other messengers. "Starchploom, any news?" Asked Splashtail. "Raveneye assigned patrols, not a scent of rogues were smelled." Startchploom looked at her daughter, Stripepaw. "Lucky you, for here in Snakeclan, they are stealing prey." Said Splashtail.

E- Oh, hey! Splashtail bought an "L!"

"Over here at Spikeclan, they would spring at any moment to attack the leader. Or even worse, kits..." Said one of the Spikeclan warriors, Patchpelt. "Say, we are getting the best patrols. We are lucky to chase them off. One of them got to our herbs..." Said a Breezeclan warrior, Dusttail. "Roger,

L- BART!

now let's go back to our camps." Starchploom said, dashing off along with Stripepaw. "Daddy, why is everyone staring at me?" Stripepaw asked.

L- "Daddy, why is ever-" SHUT UP!

J- Well, we don't know that everyone's staring at her!

"ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO CLIMB THE HIGHEST OF TREES COME TO THE HOLLOWED ROCK FOR A CLAN MEETING!" Whitestar said. "Foxpaw, Forbiddenpaw, and Stripepaw, you may become warriors.

L- Without an assessment? That's fine. Great. Happy day.

Forbiddenpaw, your name is now Forbiddeneye,

J- WELL OF COURSE!

and Foxpaw, your name is Foxheart. And Stripepaw, you are now known as Stripefang.

L- Ladies and gentlemen, my first ever warrior cats OC.

(scattered applause)

And Bloomingpaw, I would like to make you a medicine cat in training, but a warrior at the same time. Bloomingpaw, you are now known as Bloomingflower.

J- Holy crap, can we please shorten that?

L- Wait a second, it was Blossomingpaw before!

J- I guess that would be worse.

May Starclan approve my choice. And Scalekit, you are now Scalepaw. Your mentor is now Foxheart. Clan dismissed!" Whiteheart said as she hopped off of the hollowed rock. "Stripefang! Come over here, I need to tell you something!" Forbiddeneye told Stripefang.

E- He loves her.

"What, Forbiddeneye?" Stripefang asked.

L- He loves her.

"I-I never told anyone this but...

J- Yeah, he loves her.

I've had a crush on you ever since I first saw you in the nursery." Forbiddeneye said. "And guess what?" Asked Stripefang. "What?" "Me too."

G- AWWWWWWW!

Chapter 9

A few moons later, every cat knew that Forbiddeneye and Stripefang were mates.

E- Yeah, because they were so OBVIOUS ABOUT IT!

Aslo, Scalepaw got a new warrior name: Scaleclaw. Flowerpelt died in her sleep,

J- (a la Flowerpelt) "Peace."

leaving Blossomflower

J- NOW IT'S BLOSSOMFLOWER! OH MY GOD!

E- I would like to see the amount of legal documents she has for name changes.

to be the medicine cat. Stripefang gave birth to kits, Hollowkit and Calicokit, and became deputy after Raveneye died. Foxheart became the leader after Whitestar gave up her last life. Foxstar also became mates with Darthwing, and she gave birth to Wolfkit, Prunekit, and Lilykit.

E- (gags) Gave birth.

Squirrelpaw became the medicine cat apprentice, and Trunkpaw became Trunknose. Leopardjaw and Spottedfoot died in war.

L- NOW WHO THE HELL IS SQUIRREL PAW?!

THE END!

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