the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Wings of Flame #2- Part 4

Jonah Heston (J)

Emily Connor (E)

Mike Nelson (M)

Gypsy (G)

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"Come in, Phoenix! It's not bad!" Shouted Hummingbird from the pebble. Phoenix touched the pebble, and somehow got transported inside the pebble. "Wow. Not really cramped." Said Phoenix.

E- Ladies and gents, how would we know that without her specifically saying it?

M, J, and G- CONTEXT!

"Pinecone, you ok?" Asked Droplet. "No, no. I'm NOT ok!" Pinecone snapped. "Did you get hurt?" "Well, for ONE I used a TON of my soul to make this pebble hut, and TWO, it seemed as though Darkstar used a Rainwing to spit SUPER poisonous venom at me!" Pinecone roared.

M- So, uh... Why aren't you dead?

"What? What did the Rainwing look like?" Droplet ordered. "It looked like her pupil color was her eye color, and her eye color was her pupil color! She also had weird scale patterns."

E- Just say inverted! Jeez...

M- Well, if you put it that way, she seems like a villain!

"WHAT??" Droplet shouted. Why is Droplet so protective of this Rainwing?" Phoenix wondered. "It's just a super weird and powerful Rainwing. Need any more?" Pinecone said. "Pinecone, that's not just SOME Rainwing." Said Droplet. "That's Bloom."

(all gasp dramatically as if it's dance moms or something)

"Who is this Bloom? Friend? Enemy? Mother?" Nightbreaker asked. "No. More than that." Droplet said. "Who? Who is this Bloom?" Phoenix asked. "More than anything in the world." Droplet said with tears in her eyes. "She is my sister."

E- BOOM. Mind blown.

"YOU ARE HER SISTER?" Pinecone shouted. "YOU LOOK NOTHING ALIKE!" "We don't HAVE to be!" Droplet snapped. "When she was in an egg, a bleeding animus came to the rainforest to rest. The dragon happened to drop some blood on Bloom's egg. The blood dripped into the egg and onto her. And... that's how it happened." Droplet explained.

G- I don't think that's how it works.

"Remember when Webs stole Glory's egg? Well, I hatched the second he was stealing Glory's egg. I changed my scales to Seawing scales, since I was not smart enough to know that it wasn't a Rainwing. And it is now my normal scales."

G- I still don't think that's how it works.

Said Droplet. Then, the pebble started caving in. "Darkstar is here!" Silverleaf shouted.

Phoenix used her shield wings to shield Pineleaf.

J- Sorry, does anyone here know who "Pineleaf" is? No? Okay...

It's ok. Phoenix thought. I'll protect you. Phoenix sat down and wrapped her claws around Pineleaf. "AUUUGH!!" Neptune yowled. HOLY MOONS! I FORGOT ABOUT NEPTUNE!

M- No, I think that's just the fact that there's SO MANY CHARACTERS!

J- I feel like even the author forgot they existed, so every other paragraph has them say one line and that's it.

Phoenix thought as she dashed toward Neptune with Pineleaf in her claw. She then sat down, but realized her friends needed her too. "Neptune, do you have the ability to camouflage?" Phoenix asked, handing Pineleaf to Neptune. "No. Only 6% of Spacewings have that ability." Neptune said.

E- (nerd voice) "According to my calculashonsh..."

"DROPLET!" Shouted Phoenix. Droplet rushed over and camouflaged in front of Neptune and Pineleaf. "Time to show some REAL damage." Phoenix mumbled under her breath. She sprang toward the others and tried to push the caving walls along with Fawn and Pinecone.

J- (trying to get their attention) Guys! I don't think that'll do anything!

"PINECONE! I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH LONGER! WHERE IS THE EXIT?" Fawn yowled, using every inch of her strength to push the wall.

E- "Inch of her strength"... That's a new one.

M- Hey fellas, doesn't this remind you of something, like a little bit?

"OVER THERE! NEXT TO NEPTUNE! I PUT A SECRET DOOR THERE!" Pinecone winced in pain. "NEPTUNE! GET OUT OF HERE AND BRING PINELEAF WITH YOU!" Phoenix roared.

M and J- (singing) SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE...

Neptune stood up and managed to get outside with Pineleaf. Good. But there are more lives to save here. Phoenix thought. "PINECONE! GET OUT! YOU HAVE A POISONED TAIL!" Phoenix growled. Pinecone nodded and sprang out. "Who's next?" Fawn whimpered.

ALL- (singing) WHO AM I TO DISAGREE? I TRAVELED THE WORLD AND THE SEVEN SEAS...

"Goldenleaf and Oakwood, get out with Silverleaf. We need to save you." Phoenix said. Goldenleaf and Oakwood nodded and dragged Silverleaf to the door. The walls were caving in faster. "OK EVERYONE WE HAVE NO CHOICE!" Phoenix roared. "LET'S MAKE A RUN FOR IT!" Fawn finished.

ALL- (singing louder) EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING!

And so they did, all charging to the door and pushing and shoving, piling out one after the other.

ALL- (singing) SOME OF THEM WANT TO ABUSE YOU...

Phoenix looked back, and the wall was two claw-lengths away from her. I'd save my life if I were you. She thought, and sprang out.

ALL- (singing) SOME OF THEM WANT TO BE ABUSED-

She opened her eyes and stood up, looking around. "We made it." She said.

(all gasps for breath)

E- Thank God, I was forgetting the lyrics.

Phoenix looked at all the destruction that Darkstar caused. Then, she caught sight of Droplet, grabbing onto one of the cages and sobbing. "She's with her sister. That's good." Silverleaf said. "LOOK ALIVE! WE HAVE GOT A FIGHT TO WIN!" Fullmoon announced.

E- (a la Fullmoon) "Stop conspiring with the enemy, sergeant."

Phoenix turned around and there was Darkstar, a black-scaled Pinewing/Nightwing hybrid. "DARKSTAR!" Silverleaf snarled at the dragon.

J- (a la Scott Pilgrim) "First you were a Vegon... But now you will-"

"BE GONE!" Pinecone winced. "Guys, get inside." Silverleaf glared at her family. "Yes, ma'am." Pinecone rushed into the castle along with Goldenleaf, Neptune, Oakwood, and Pineleaf.

G- Well, they just appeared out of nowhere!

E- (a la parents) "You got this, honey! Haaa... Harold, look up an adoption center."

"So, Darkstar. I've been waiting to scrape a scar on your underbelly just like what you did to mine. And here we are, unexpectedly. How would you like this battle to end?" Silverleaf walked toward Darkstar. NO! DON'T DO IT!!! Phoenix thought.

M- Don't what?

"I would end it..." Darkstar smirked. "BY WINNING."

M- Yeah, but, nice effect, don't what?