RTA #1- Host Segment

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by LEXSIYETTE

by LEXSIYETTE

(Emily is portraying Foxgirl and Lexsi is portraying Tigerwings)

Emily: Hey, Tigerwings, I wanna have a chat.

Lexsi: Is this about that one insignificant street in the middle of nowhere?

Emily: It's not insignificant. WE NEED TO LOOK FOR MORE STRAYS!

Lexsi: Wow, you're making like, such a big deal out of-

Emily: SO ARE YOU!

Lexsi: OH YEAH? WIPE THAT FEROCIOUS ENERGY OFF YOUR FUR OR I'LL DO IT FOR YOU!

(they both Catfight! heheheheh!)

(Jonah and Joel enter. Jonah is portraying Peridot and Joel is portraying Eclipse. They're both wearing hall monitor sashes)

(They talk like an old school anti-bullying video)

Joel: Hey guys, that's not cool.

Jonah: You should talk to each other about your feelings, yo!

Emily and Lexsi: We should?

Joel: Yeah. Me and my blood here Peridot sensed a disturbance in the radical world of peace.

Jonah: And if you don't stop fighting, there'll be some anti-cool consequences.

Emily: Okay...

Joel: Here's our Uber cool prompt. "When you" blank, "I feel" blank.

Emily: Tigerwings, when you disobey my ridiculous orders I feel mad.

Lexsi: When you make ridiculous orders I wanna slam your head against the floor.

Jonah: And that kids... Is bonding! Be kind to others!

Joel: Nah, they didn't do good enough.

Emily and Lexsi: What?

Joel: Sorry, dudes, but I guess you're gonna have to suffer more than your house has!

(Jonah and Joel throw streamers at them)

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL: WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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