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Spirits Awaken- Chapter 5-End

Jonah Heston (J)

Mike Nelson (M)

Tom Servo (T)

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CHAPTER 5

OUTSIDE ADVENTURE ACADEMY

PRESENT

"I have seen you two do training, and I believe that you two shall face Appeni and turn him good again." Master Quinchi said.

T- In the next book, of course!

"Master..." Nora said. "15 minutes ago, you said to not face Appeni again." "Yeah. What's up with that?" Lex said. Good ol' Lex.

J- What a good ol' Lex.

"I underestimated you two. You trained well. And..." Master Quinchi said. "I decided to evolve your spirit animals." "YES!" The girls shouted. "And I would like to give you a SECOND spirit animal. Also, Chloe will come with you." "Hey." Chloe said. "Oh, I forgot to tell you: My dragon's name is Wyvern."

T- When did I ask?

J- You should stop stealing my phone.

M- (falsetto) "I feel like you need to know about this. I do seem like I have a huge impact on the plot, so..."

"Cool." Lex said. Then, it was Nora, Chloe, and Lex's ceremony. They were getting their SECOND spirit animal. "Lexsa Maori, Indigo needs a friend. Indigo is a fighter, so we will see what will go with that.

J- (a la Master Quinchi) "I have honestly no idea what my job is."

SPIRITS, SPEAK TO US!" Master Quinchi shouted as the beacon shot to the skies. As the spirit animal went down, the students at Adventure Academy went silent. Lex's spirit animal was a leopard gecko.

ALL- LAME!

"Ah, a gecko, I see. That is a healing type. What is this gecko's name?" Master Quinchi asked. "I name it... Mango." Lex picked up Mango, and stepped off of the platform. "Chloe Accardi, Wyvern has treated us well, she is a flight and darkness type, now, SPIRITS, SPEAK TO US!!!" The beacon summoned a dog. A blue "Golden" retriever.

J- What's the point?!

"This retriever is a light type. What is it's name?" "Ummm, Archy."

M- (a la Chloe) "I'll regret that one later!"

Chloe signaled her animals to hop off the platform with her. "Now, Nora Vitcusk, your Jade is a flight type, now, SPIRITS, SPEAK TO US!!!" The beacon summoned a leopard. "This leopard is an illusions type, what will you name it?" "Lumina." Nora said.

J- Did any of you guys notice that they started using triple question marks after Lex? They knew she was screwed with a gecko.

T- Well, Jonah, it was simply... Fate.

The crowd burst into applause. "LUMINA! MANGO! ARCHY!" They chanted. "NORA! LEXSA! CHLOE!" They chanted once more. "Amazing! I never saw this crowd so excited!" Master Quinchi told Nora. Nora felt like she had a family. She had Jade. She had Lumina. She had a school. She had friends. And she had hope.

She could wish for nothing more.

M- Other than money and parents, but who cares?

THE END

ALL- BYE!

EPILOGUE

ALL- Oh, come on!

THE ACADEMY

PRESENT

"WHAT IS THAT?" A student pointed out. VENOM was using his illusions to spawn snakes like him. "APPENI! RUUUN!" Another student cried. Master Quinchi called upon Cupid, and stepped back.

J- "Yeah, no, you got this."

This was Appeni's biggest attack. Chloe, Nora, and Lex weren't frightened. They were ready for war.

T- And what are they geared up with? Plot armor?

M- I think so...

THE END

J- I wonder how the next story will go...

M- Yeah, do you think Joel will get into this mess?

T- He's the OG, Mike, of course he will.