the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

WC #3- Chapter 18-END

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Tom Servo (T)

Gypsy (G)

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Chapter 16

Polarpelt's Pawspective

I hunted some prey for us three cats. And boy, were we hungry! Chomping and gobbling up rabbit! Nighttail's eyes were like pearls under the sea.

G- Okay?

I have to admit... I have a crush on her!

T- REALly? yA dOn'T sAy.

L- Usually, when someone describes some random ass guy in their first person monologue they have a relationship with them.

One day, on our journey to the moose herd, Nighttail said, "I had a vision last night, Iciclestar and other cats are going to save us!" "GOOD." Said Lunarheart.

T- And that made him fall for her immediately.

"Well, we must go on our way, in less than a moon, we may be a tail length away from a moose!" I said. Nighttail smiled at me. "Right. Polarpelt, they might have driven the foxes out! Maybe they are already searching for us now!" Nighttail's voice filled me with pride.

L- You didn't do anything.

"Nighttail, you are right! You are the best friend ever!" Lunarheart said, I thought it was strange, Lunarheart usually is sassy and stubborn. But Nighttail changed her point of view!

L- Direct characterization at it's finest.

Then, Nighttail stopped in her tracks. There, right in front of us, was moose camp.

T- (a la camp counselor) "Okay, boys and girls! Let's clomp our hooves real nice to get all those bugs!"

"This is it." I said.

Chapter 17

Wolftail's Pawspective

I started to hiss at the foxes. We finally found the fox camp. "Rookie, WHERE IS MY SISTER?!" Shouted Iciclestar. "Why should I tell you?" Said the leader fox, I assumed that was Rookie. I saw my sister, Lilystar, get angry. Lilystar's claws unsheathed. "TELL.... US... NOW!" She shouted.

L- You shouldn't really care that much for another clan's sister.

"Hey, Lilystar, get it together. Rookie, and other foxes, we are not looking for a fight, we are searching for Lunarheart, Nighttail, and Polarpelt. Where are they?" I said. "Searching for moose. How hard can that be?" Rookie asked. "IT IS FREEZING TO THE CORE OUT THERE!"

T- Also, uh, cats can't kill a moose just like that...

Iciclestar shouted. I looked at all the frost on her wet, snowy, paws. She might be right, what if they freeze? I thought. "Okay, cats." Iciclestar said, full of rage. "We are gonna find them, no matter what tries to stop us. Even if we die trying, at least we died trying to save cats not in war."

G- That's so much less notable.

She said, I sighed worriedly. Off we went, ready to save her sister and other warriors.

L- "I guess they're here too."

Chapter 18

Nighttail's Pawspective

Polarpelt dashed into the moose camp, attacking the closest moose. "POLARPELT!" I shouted. Me and Loveheart darted toward Polarpelt, managing to FINALLY kill the moose.