the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

WC #1- Host Segment

(Jonah enters, coughing and clutching his throat)

Emily: Jonah! Hey, man, what's going on?

Gypsy: If this is an over exaggerated disgust of the story, I'm leaving.

(when Jonah stops coughing, his voice is back!)

Jonah: I promise, I'm fine... Wait a second, I can talk again!

Lexsi: Oh thank God, it was getting boring.

Emily: Gypsy, can you run a diagnostics? Can you check to see if-

Gypsy: I sense a disturbance in the magic flow.

(Silence)

Gypsy: Someone tweaked the machine.

Lexsi: Well, who did it?

(Gypsy hums an "mmm-mmmm" as in "I don't know")

Jonah: Well, this is great! I can finally talk, which means I can finally get to all this... Cat stuff without cringing!

BEEP! BEEP!

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