the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Wings of Flame #1- Part 2

Joel Robinson (J)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Tom Servo (T)

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And so, Phoenix and Silverleaf would meet just before dawn at 5:30 AM,

C- I just realized they have a sense of time.

and they would begin at Silverleaf's secret clearing. Sometimes, they even went hunting. What Silverleaf didn't know was that Tigerwings aren't just ONE tribe. They are shared with the SpaceWings and WillowWings. Phoenix wasn't just a TigerWing. She was part SpaceWing! You could tell because she has a nose like the SpaceWings, and she has spots all over her.

J- Wait, we could tell?

C- I think Lexsi's half SpaceWing.

L- What?

Her body and face has Stripes too! But Silverleaf always wondered what the big rash on her neck was. One day, she asked her. "Oh, a MudWing attacked me when I was a little hatchling. That is why my name is Phoenix, because it is red, and the MudWing used fire."

T- (a la Phoenix) "Oh, and while we're trauma-dumping, I'm on the run from the government."

Said Phoenix. "Wh- WHAT ARE SPACEWINGS?'' Silverleaf.

J- Silverleaf?

T- Silverleaf.

C- Silverleaf.

L- Silverleaf!

"I WOULD show you my SpaceWing father, but we would get in trouble. SpaceWings are light blue and green, with some pale pink... they have one eye and are TWO-LEGGED." Phoenix replied. "Ah, ok. I understand now."

L- (a la Silverleaf) "I understand that meeting your father would be a drastic mistake because... He's light blue and green."

Silverleaf looked around and whispered to Phoenix, "We need to go to the secret clearing now. I need space from the other Pinewings now. Let's go." "I don't see why company is so hard for you." Phoenix said, rolling her eyes. "It is because -'' Silverleaf began, but looked up to see her brother frantically shaking his head.

T- AHHH! Ugh, Pinecone, stop stalking us...

"I will tell you once we get to you-know-where." Silverleaf finished in a whisper. "Okay, fine." Phoenix said as they took off into the air. "SO WHY IS COMPANY SO HARD?!"

T- Because of Pinecone!

Asked Phoenix in the air. "Well, it's hard because you know how we are animuses? And you know how it's a secret? AND you know how I almost cannot use it!? I don't want to let out that secret and there is also a dragonet named Darkstar and he has a dark soul to me 'cause he tackled me and he gave me a scar on my underbelly." Silverleaf flipped over onto her back still flying, showing off the scar that reached almost halfway down her underbelly.

J- So, uh... Why's company so hard?

"I gotta say, you are the weirdest dragon I know." Phoenix said. "What does Darkstar have to do with this whole company thing?" "Well, I HATE being around him so... ?"

ALL- Ohhhh...

Silverleaf said, hoping Phoenix would understand. "So he lives here. Who cares? The CrystalWings might have got it covered." Said Phoenix. "Meh." Said Silverleaf. "I believe that you have secrets." "Oh, yes. Lots. You are the only dragon I can share them with." Said Phoenix. "As I already know that you have a brother named Kit. Yes, I am the only SpaceWing/TigerWing."

C and L- (singing) WHO SAID... THAT I CAN'T WEAR MY CONVERSE... WITH MY DRESS, OH BABY...

Said Phoenix. "Really? You brother Kit isn't one?"

C and L- (singing) THAT'S JUST ME!

Silverleaf turned over, gliding down into the secret place. "Well, he is a full Tigerwing, but we think that he is part Willowwing, too. See, he has some purple on his wings."

(Awkward silence)

J- Oh... Uh...

T- Are you sure your parents are-

L- It's too late now, Servo.

Phoenix followed Silverleaf. As they looked around the clearing, they heard whispering. Strange Silverleaf thought. I thought I was the one who found this. They looked around and saw a nightwing, Mudwing, Rainwing, Skywing, and Seawing.

J and C- (like the twins from the Shining) "Come play with us..."

"Who are you?" Silverleaf asked. The other dragons stepped forward. "I am Nightbreaker." The Nightwing glared at Silverleaf, like trying to win a battle. "I am Droplet." The Rainwing said. "I am Tidepool." The Seawing said. "I'm Hummingbird" The Skywing said. "And I am Fawn." The Mudwing explained. "Why are you here?!" Silverleaf shouted. "Are you kidding me? This is our home!"

J- Oh, I see, Silverleaf accidentally put it up for sale on Zillow.

L- But even if they HAVE been living here, how come nobody ever noticed?

C- Well, Lexsi, you should remember Silverleaf's terrible eyesight.

L- Oh, right...

Fawn snapped. "And WHO are you?" Droplet asked. "I'm Phoenix. I am a Tigerwing/spacewing." Phoenix stepped toward the other dragons.

T- See, I wonder if Phoenix says "slash" between TigerWing and SpaceWing... It comes up so much!

"I'm Silverleaf. A Pinewing." Silverleaf followed Phoenix. "Silverleaf... Phoenix... such fascinating names..." Nightbreaker.

C- (a la Night breaker) "Perfect for my collection! Muahahahahaha!"

"I have two other friends that I know, Neptune and Fullmoon. A Spacewing and Willowwing." Phoenix said.

DRACOPEDIA

Willowwings live in the land of Nala, but they call it Widow.

Willowwings have purple and black scales.

Willowwings are named after a type of wood, tree, or even weather!

Nobody has ever seen a Willowwing that is an animus.

Willowwings have padded claws and slanted scales and underbelly, making it easy to climb

As they heard wingbeats behind them, they stepped back as a dark purple and black scaled dragon came in. "I am Fullmoon. Oh, hi Phoenix!" The Willowwing said. Fullmoon did a wing high five with Phoenix.

C- Servo, let's BEAK-FIVE!

T- ALRIGHT! YEAH!

J- (pulls them apart) No, no, guys, stop it.

Then, Neptune, who appeared to be coming behind the Full Moon, was a pale light green with pale pink. Silverleaf stood amazed. She had never seen a Spacewing before! Neptune had a glimmering one eye, and was two-legged, like other Spacewings.

DRACOPEDIA

Spacewings live in the land of Nala, they call it Solar.

L- Jesus- MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

Spacewings are pale colors, and like Rainwings, some of them can camouflage and change colors.

Spacewings are named after planets, and solar systems.

It is possible for a Spacewing to be animus.

Spacewings can breathe in space

"Okay! Neptune and Fullmoon, this is Fawn, Tidepool, Nightbringer, Hummingbird, and Droplet." Phoenix said. "SILVERLEAF! DINNER!" Silverleaf's mother, Maple, called. "That's my mom! See ya!" Silverleaf flew away.

J- Let's get outta here...

OTHERS- Agreed.

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