the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Wings of Flame #1- Host Segment

(Music starts)

Tom: gee, Lex, me and the boys don't get all these characters! I wish there was a way to keep track of them all.

Crow: Yeah! Like, all of these guys say nothing for five paragraphs, then all of the sudden they jumpscare us... And we don't know them!

Lexsi: Ah, yes, well... That happens a lot with authors like me- see, they make perfect characters in groups... Then try to include them all to prevent forgetting about them.

Joel: Well, Lex, can you please tell us about the characters?

Lexsi: Of course. I'd do it best if it'd be through song.

Joel: Miss Marinn, be my guest.

(Music REALLY starts- a broadway, quirky beat. Think "Right Hand Man" from "Something Rotten")

Lexsi (singing):

Well first

The MC is named Silverleaf

She has a bro named Pinecone

And Pinecone has a knack for playin' spy.

Others: Uh-huh.

Lexsi (Singing):

She has a pup named Lunar

Whose vocals really need a tuner

And her BFF is a troubled guy!

Phoenix is a hybrid

Silver is an animus

As well as her brother, too...

Then they meet five dragons

Who are really good at hidin'

And what we've learned? Up to you!

Tom: Wow! That's just a plain summary of the other characters we'll meet!

Crow: Can I take the next verse, Joel?

Joel: Well, sure.

Crow: YAYYY!

Fullmoon is kinda funny

For all of her little laws

And Neptune is a funny lookin'

Chiiick..

Nightshade can see the future (kinda)

Fawn is slower than a Honda

Maple and Bronze are kind of pricks...

Lexsi and Crow:

These characters are just half the bunch

But they sure try to pack a punch

Who is willing to take the driving...

Stick?

Joel (singing):

Goldenleaf and Oakwood...

Royals of the pines...

Hummingbird and Droplet

Their absence will crack your mind...

Tom (singing):

And Midnight is the weird-ass gal

Who really sucks at playin' "pal"

And Deadwood is a rusty find!

Then there's a

Princess who died in a fire

Joel (singing):

A Darkstar who is never hired?'

Lexsi (singing):

Don't forget Dusk,

The sister of the mind!

ALL (singing):

What a summed-up mess...

We're...

IN!

(whispering) We know there'll be much more.

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL: WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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