the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

WC #3- Chapters 1-2

Gypsy (G)

Tom Servo (T)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

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ICECLAN MEMBERS

Leader:

Iciclestar

L- ICICLESTAR OF ICECLAN? GENIUS!

Deputy:

Bearfoot

Warriors:

Wintersnow (TRAINING MOONPAW)

Iglooice

T- These are the most culturally aware cats I've seen.

G- They know what winter is and everything!

Nighttail (TRAINING CUTPAW)

Polarpelt

Snowtail (TRAINING SNOWPAW)

Flaketail

Snowdrift

Auruaheart

L- Arr-u-ru? Sounds like a poodle name in a Disney Channel stereotypical film.

Lunarheart

Apprentices:

Moonpaw

Snowpaw

Cutpaw

T- That is the most boring clan list I have ever seen in one of your fanfictions.

Chapter 1

Iciclestar's Pawspective

I don't know. No kits... no elders.... No queens. Us arctic cats are struggling. To make matters worse... we are the only clan in the polar climate. No clan to share with. Only us. Iceclan. Some warriors of mine went to the savannah, and discovered the Hollowclan.

G- It was a long trip.

L- I'll say.

My sister, Nighttail, made very good friends with the leader, Lilystar.

ALL- EYYYY!

Now, warriors of Iceclan are going back to Hollowclan, and bringing back food. I don't know what I could do without Nightail.

T- Ah yes, Nigh-tail.

Chapter 2

Nighttail's Pawspective

Me and the other warriors made our way to Hollowclan camp. Snowkit, Wolftail's kit, hollered, "Nighttawl is back!" Snowkit jumped happily. "Ah. Yes. Welcome Nighttail, and other warriors. We have a pile for you. But please, eat first. You look pale."

L- And how do they pay them back?

ALL- NOTHING!

Lilystar said. "Thank you." I smiled. I ate a fresh raven and loaded up my mouth with mice and rabbit to bring back home. The savannah clans were about twenty miles away from my clan camp,

T- That's literally more than 7 hours.

so it was a long walk. Already I had missed my sister, Iciclestar. Me and her were together all the time as kits. And when we had the time, me and her would groom each other as apprentices.

ALL- WOAH! WOAH, WOAH, WOAH!

When we became warriors, she became Icicletail. Then, all of the cats in the clan were always saying: "Tail twins!". But she became leader early after the leader and deputy died.

T- Man, all of these clans suck at staying alive.

Today, as we were halfway to our camp, a group of arctic foxes attacked us, and took us away. The last word I heard before that was Polarpelt shouting: "HELP US, STARCLAN!"

G- Uh oh.