the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

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Joel: Hey, guys, what do you think of the story so far?

Crow: Again, like always. Too many characters.

Joel: Me too.

Tom: Joel, I really wish there was a way to narrow it down to the few mains. Like, I know Luna is important but that's pretty much it.

Joel: Well, don't think about it too hard. Just know that the number one thing we should do in situations like these is to...

Crow and Tom: Memorize!

Joel: Do we know who Wendy is?

Tom: Who?

Gypsy: Human.

Joel: Bronco?

Crow: Doesn't ring a bell.

Gypsy: Small guy.

Joel: Good, Gypsy. She's crushing you two. Alright, Colossu-

Crow: (interrupting) He's Hitler, yeah we know.

Tom: We love Colossus, Joel. he's depicted differently in this motivating piece.

Crow: I just don't know why they call him Colossus.

Gypsy: Well, if you paid attention, then you would know it's because of the way he treats them.

Tom: but the guy was like, 5'9 in real life.

Gypsy: Well excuuuuuuse me for embracing the canon.

Joel: We'll still need to talk with Lex about this one later.

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