the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Transition

(Lexsi and Mike enter)

Lexsi: Hey guys! Still playing risk?

Joel: Yeah...

Gypsy: It's boring.

Jonah: I think we should shoot the game into space.

Mike: Why?

Tom: Crow has been pondering his move ever since you guys got the last story sign.

Crow: Not anymore. (almost smugly, he rests his claw on a piece)

Silence.

Emily: Uh, Crow?

Crow: I forget. How do you play this game again?

(all groan)

BEEP! BEEP!

George (intercom): Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo, Mike Nelson, and Gypsy. You are the chosen ones for this single story because I'm nice!

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