Rwby react to something

From the baltic sea to Tsushima in a damned voyage: chapter 1

I don't own "voyage of the damned", that belongs to the poor souls who went the most emberassing military endeavour i know, Rwby or anything of similar nature. I don't own the video also.

"Well then now. We are now watching the crazy voyage of an admiral that gets from the baltic sea to Japan during the war between the russian empire and japan." said Knight after he had sent back Coco and velvet. 

They had made so many requests to the clothing department of chaldea during their stay that Miss Crane, one of chaldeas own tailors and idol- and fashion lover since the grail concert singularity, was so overjoyed to tailor them that she almost had a heart attack. Especially when Coco asked for a idol dress for a rather emberassed Velvet could one hear Miss Cranes squeals of joy through out all of chaldea. She was sad when Coco and Velvet went back to Beacon and wanted pictures of the dresses.

"Well it will be educational." said Glynda who could finaly sleep after days of sleeplessness for her room was right next to Miss cranes studios who was constantly giggleling and squealing like a young girl in love while tailoring the dresses.

"Ehm... yes... it will be." said Knight unsure.

"Can i propose that the general joins us for this session?" asked Winter.

"Ok." said Knight and snapped Ironwood.

""Sigh" lets just get it over with." said Ironwood while remembering what happened the last time he was here.

"Wait! Where is my rose bud and my little dragon?!" asked Summer.

"...Wait a sec." said Knight before dialing Ruby's number.

"Hello... yes... you are doing what now?... maid café? Aaaaaaaaah. Weiss bought cakes so you all work at Cats and Artoria alters maid café so that you can pay off the... how much for a cake? ... Weiss refuses to let you wire the money now doesn't she?... Fine. Just make sure that artoria alter doesn't work you to death and... wait! Did you say that yang wanted to hug a sad looking purple assassin in a leotard? How does she look?" asked Knight as things began to click.

"Don't let Yang hug Serenity she is "sound of a body hitting the floor repeatedly because she bounced of the ground on her boobs" highly poisonous. Even if she does look adorable it is life threatening to deadly if you touch her without an enormous amount of poison resistance or anti poison skills." said Knight before he felt knife poking his leg.

He looked down and saw Asclepius poking at his leg with a scapel. He has apparently drilled himself with nightingale through the reinforced floor to give him the bill.

"Here is the bill. Ruby has already volunteered to pay for everything that happens to her sister if she does something stupid." said Asclepius.

"Fine." said Knight before he saw the bills.

"What are you? The american healthcare system?! That costs are a shit ton. Sure for me they are peanuts but what the fuck?!" shouted Knight as he saw the zeroes on the bill.

"No... I am the upgrade because what that inefficent system got was peanuts compared to me. Also they didn't buy a team healthcare insurance. But they can pay that amount. I checked their bank account myself." said Asclepius before he and Nightingale drilled through the floors again.

"Atleast Ruby has Golden rule." said Knight somewhat relieved while Raven, Qrow and Summer had to keep themself from dying as they saw the enormous bill. 

"damn. Next time pay insurance." said Roman with Neo immeadetly buying the special supernatural insurance. There is even a free ghostbuster call in there.