Rwby react to something

RULES OF NATURE!!

I don't own "metal gear rising revengeance" "Fate grand order" or "Rwby". The credits belong to the companies and creators who brought them out. "Metal gear rising revengeance" belongs to konami, "fate grand order" to typemoon and "rwby" to Roosterteeth

This chapter was written because of a suggestion and me liking following things: Robots, cyborgs, ninjas, swords and epic battle. And this has all five in it. So lets dive into absurdity of a cyborg ninja fighting a giant laser shooting robot with a sword while the robot also has a sword. And no i have not choosen that scen just so i can shout "Rules of nature" with the song.

"Time for the next video. It is about a game called Metal gear Rising..." began Knight before the door was shot at him burying Knight into the wall.

"What the?" asked Summer before the servants Tomoe Gozen, Ganesha(the vessel being Jinako carigiri(has anyone her played the indian lostbelt or consumed some media about the moon holy grail war, so some fate/extra)) and Osakabehime came in. 

"Did we hear Metal gear Rising revengeance!" they shouted excited. Team Rwby meanwhile tried to get the big and thick wooden door out of the  wall where Knight is trapped in between wall and door.

"Why are you here?" Glynda already waving around her riding crop. "We heared that metal gear rising was played here and came here." said Tomoe excited. "Aren't you on cleaning shift right now?" asked Glynda stern. "Hey. Even shut in's have to go out of their room a few times when things are important." said Jinako with her arms crossed. "So you are just here to escape your shift." said Winter aggressive.

 "You got it chigawrong. We are here to see one of the probably most insane video game fight ever. Then we are right back to cleaning our rooms." said Osakabehime slightly emberassed. Then they heared a loud crashing and the door flew off of Knight and into the other wall with team Rwby just barely dodging out of it's flight path.

After a bit of popping his bones back into place he looked to the shut ins and video game fanatics. "You three!" said Knight angry and stomped to the terrified the group before taking out a slip of paper, writing something on it with a pen from his pockets and throwing it to Jinako/Ganesha. 

"Is that a... bill?" asked Tomoe as she looked over Jinakos shoulder. "Pollished oak wood doors are not cheap." said Knight before making himself a pack of instant Ramen with egg to eat something. "Ooooh Are those the kimchi ones? Can i get some?" asked Ruby excited. Knight made two packs of insta Ramen.

(What? I made that chapter at midnight while eating a bowl of kimchi ramen and egg so it kinda went into the story. Writing on an empty stomach doesnt't work for me and midnight ramen simply hit different)

"Well so we are gonna watch a video game?" asked Weiss annoyed. "Yes. The main character is Raiden, the cyborg. We are gonna see him destroy a giant machine." said Knight before he and Ruby loudly slurped their noodles. "Well that is exciting. ... For the love of oum stop slurping! It is driving me nuts!" shouted Winter as Ruby and Knight slurped their Ramen loudly. 

They stopped for a moment, looked at each other, then looked at Winter and then continued to slurp their soup with Qrow who also got his instant noodles and slurped louder then both of them.

"Oum damnit!" shouted Winter and Weiss angry while even the servants began to slurp Ramen.

"Penny are you ok with it? I mean a cyborg destroying a robot?" asked Ruby concerned. "Don't worry friend Ruby. I am absolutely fine with it. Me and that robot has much incommon as you and a dog with rabies." said Penny with a smile. "Ehm... ok." said Ruby not exactly knowing what to think of the answert except that Penny is ok with it.