Intermission

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Well next chapter i am using those recomendation of yours for the reaction. And yes you can still recomend something. But better make it good. I have seen the new indiana jones by the way and it was extremly good. For those who remember the story of fgo like me or have beaten goetia in the game. And to punch in some melancholy for those who have i have a quote for you:"Congratulation to you, wonderfull people of Chaldea. You have defeated Beast IV without so much as a single blow." The video belongs to funshiki. Fgo belongs to Typemoon, lasengle and delightworks and Rwby to roosterteeth.

"What just happened?" asked Weiss scared. "Mongrel i command you to stay still so that i can properly execute you." shouted an warrior in an extremly pride full. He had golden hair, a golden armor, red eyes and an aura which oozes pride and royalty and causes the people from Remnant to cower in fear behind their host who still had both of his hands up and the shield of flames up and active. Meanwhile an person in white robes with flowers in his head was hiding directly behind Knight while screaming "protect me Knight".

"Gilgamesh. Why are you blowing up my theater?" asked a very confused Knight with his shield going down. "Make no mistake warrior. I was not trying to blow up your miserable theater and the other monkeys behind you. I was trying to right fully execute this flowers for brains cur behind you for pranking Enkidu. This cur has to pay. Die you(dear reader we don't understand ancient babylonian insults so think of the 10 worst insults you know put those together and multiply their value with 18. Now you have the profanity)!!!" screamed Gilgamesh while firing the gate of Babylon at Merlin with him being behind Knight and infront of the people of Remnant.

"Merlin what did you do? Did you try too..." began Knight before seing the Fujimaru twins and Enkidu with his hair glued together to look like Ishtar. He had "Ishtar is a good goddess" written on his forehead. And with the pillow in his hair it looks like it happened in his sleep which is a mystery in itself. "SABER! HELP!" screamed Fujimaru and Gudako Ritsuka in panic while trying to hold back who was swinging around his chains like a nunchucks. Merlin then did the only interligent thing. He ran as fast as he fucking could followed by Enkidu, Gilgamesh and the masters. "Well i have to help my master. So you stay here and watch something. Master!! Wait for me!" shouted Knight jumped through the hole and then fixed the wall.

"Well this happened." said Merlin while slurping a milkshake from the mini fridge in the bar. "Yeah i could not believe... he..."Qrow began and then proceeded to look at the grand caster candidate. "Why are you in hear?" asked Raven.

"Black. Victorias secret number 9 for unconfident woman. The one with a lot of extras." he said with a smile while pointing at Raven.

"DIE YOU PURPLE HAIRED DUMB B******!!!!!!!" she proceeded to scream like a Banshee and pull her sword out to slice the smiling dick wizard in half.



Yes this was more of a joke chapter to start the recommendations. In all honesty if you want you can skip the whole thing and just directly jump to the next chapter when it is out. The dickwizard, also known as Merlin, will be your host for the recommendations. Please bash Merlin into the ground. DIE MERLIN FOR DEVOURING THOUSANDS OF MY SAINT QUARTZ WITHOUT EVER SHOWING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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