Self delivering food and Alfred "Double tap" pennyworth

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This chapter only exists because that video is amusing and i got bored half way through when i had no idea how continue the stories/reaction. So here is a little head clearer. And yes i still don't own Rwby, Supernatural, Hellsing, Dc, Hellsing abridged, any video from lamplegs or some coolness because it is still so gods damn hot out there.

Ruby was bored. She was so bored that she doesn't even want to continue to forge on the divine construct Weiss wanted to forge her. She also can't go to the "Arctic Summerland" theme park singularity for she still waited for her swimmsuit and the teams clearance. And like that her mind began to wander.

"Weiss?" asked Ruby. "Yeah." said Weiss who was sitting next to her after nagging on how her divine constructs looks and felt. She asked for it as her entry card as a highranking saber and not as a potential low ranking caster. Cause Klein raised no quiter, she wants to go in as a highrank in her favourite class or die trying. And because she can't measure up to a servant in skill or physical strenght she has to do it in armaments.

(considering that people like siegfried, artoria and the boxing santa karna are in the higher saber ranking you can imagine how difficult it would be to reach the minimal required power as a normal human)

The sword Weiss wanted was forged with special materials, imbued with divine energy and cooled in waters filled with enough magical energy that they could turn everyone who drank into a god.

But no matter how Ruby forged it said Weiss that is to clunky to use. 

Ruby said it was because the mods weiss wanted are a bit heavy. And Weiss said that she want a lighter material which causes Ruby to respond that if she were to take lighter material then the storing chambers would explode on first usage and the resulting explosion would be range from lost hand to continent wide hole drilled to the core of the planet depending on what Weiss fills the weapon with.

This bickering went back and forth until both were to tired to argue about the sword for Weiss and just watched something on their scroll.

"Are necromancers just late healers?" asked Ruby. "What makes you think that." said Weiss confused. "I mean. Think about it. A necromancer heals the body so that you can comeback for longer then two seconds. Like healer. A necromancer brings you back to life. Like a healer. And a necromancer can cleanse you from your debuffs by killing and resurrecting someone. Like a healer." said Ruby. 

"Ruby. A healer does all that while alive. He prevents you from dying." said Weiss. "Yeah. That is why a necromancer is late healer. He heals after he missed your death." said Ruby. 

"While the similarities are there it is more the source of power which differentiates them. One gains it from a grimoire and the other gets it from decaying matter, spirits and me. But by your explanation they are one and the same." said Mr Shadow. "See. They are just late healers." said Ruby. "No they are not." said Weiss.

"Yikes. The "are necromancer late healers discussion." Are you that bored that you pull out that old thing?"asked Knight as he came back from cleaning up the "Brynhild and sigurd" crimescene/love ritual. Many good servants were lost in the "are necromancers just late healers" discussion. And Asclepius had to ressurect them.

"Yep." both said. "Video?" asked Knight. "Yep." both said and walked to the theatre and opened the door only to see that Yang and Blake were in the theatre. Alone. In the dark. Slightly drunk and just finishing their reenactment of a Ninjas of love before noticing them.

"Ehm... hello." said Yang out of breath before Knight, Ruby, Weiss and Mr Shadow turned around, even if the personification of death still has no idea why.

"You two. Clean up atleast." said Knight once he heared that they were putting on clothes. "Ehm... yes." said Blake still a bit dazed. "And burn the seats. I replace them." said Knight who cursed his extremely heightened sense of smell just now.

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