Rwby react to something

Rudolph the reindeer

Well. That is the first of twelve christmas chapters. So ehem:

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a reindeer on a killing spree.

Yeah this works anyway i don't own Ruby or the video. Rwby belongs to Roosterteeth and RED to Ritzy Animation.

"Well we are officially in the christmas time that means christmas videos. And to coordinate the with the Rulers here how this years christmas event will be survived." said Knight with a red hat on head and cup with hot chocolate in his hand after he brought Luz, Amity, Diana and Akko back to their dimensions with the ability to come in from time to time in form of a few relics. On his black cup was standing "Best christmas divinity of all".

"So what are we going to see? Us singing "Jingle bells grimm smells" and so on or what?" asked Yang confused. "Well something like that. In this case we see how a version of Rudolf the Reindeer gets ready to pull Santas sleight. The lead reindeer Rudolf." said Knight. 

"Can i first try something? Merlin has taught me a spell!" said Ruby excited. "Wait a sec." said Knight and hit the emergency button which caused a wall looking like a piece of glas to appear and seperate them. "Ok lets go." said Knight through the speakers. 

"What the...!? Hey what are you doing?! Why do you have this piece of glass here?!" asked Weiss angry. "Oh this. Merlin is everything but trustworthy so i build this special antimagic wall to make sure that i don't get hit by his magical shenanigans. He somehow enraged a beast so much that it's hatred for him is even imprinted of every costume of said beast. So fire off." said Knight  before putting sunglasses on.

"Wait! Ruby! Don't do it!" shouted Weiss as she saw Ruby swinging around crescent rose like a wand. "Invisibilite!" said Ruby and after a bright flash the audience vanished. At least partly. 

"Why does he have a spell like that?!" shouted Weiss the flying head "I have no idea!" said Winter the headless. "Can we please put everything to hold and ask us... WHY DID IT ONLY MAKE MY CLOTHES INVISIBLE?!" shouted Qrow angry and naked while hiding behind his chair. "Yeah!" shouted Raven in the same situation on the other side of the row. "Atleast the children can now learn something about anatomy." said Goodwitch exhausted with only half of her being invisible making her look like one of those school puppets which has half of the thing was removed to show the organs. 

"Hey it worked with me i think." said flying cape Ruby. "Preparing counter spell." could be heared an invisble Mr Shadow before in another flash everything was visible again. "Counter spell is noted as effective." said Mr Shadow. "Ruby before you start a spell could you please do us a favor and let us also go behind the magic proof wall." said Weiss with her now being fully seen again. "So it is like a random target invisibility spell." said Knight. "Hey can someone now help me! My clothes are still invisible!" shouted Raven behind a chair.

Knight then saw at a camera footage from what happened is that Merlin silently snuck in with his illusions and did that after the counter spell. Well that and he burned "Merlin was here" in the brand new carpet. "Gods dammit." said Knight while Mr Shadow made everything with Ravens clothes back to normal. "Well after that we can kill him." said Knight angry. "Absolutely!" said a emberassed Raven.

""Gilgameshes guide to a healthy and happy lifestyle fitting of a King. No nights rest or undestroyed beds ever again! Guranteed." what is that?" asked Jaune as he saw a book in his lap. It was one of those lifestyle books on how to be a better version of you with a smiling Gilgamesh on the cover who had a speech bubble. In that speech bubble stood: "My book is the only truth of the world, mongrel. Read it! Use it! Live it!".

Underneath it was another book. "How to be rich fast." was titel and it was written by no one else but Christopher Columbus. And what is standing in there is not exactly Faunus friendly. Or friendly too anyone with half a brain cell working.