Rwby react to something

Cooking and hunger for more

I don't own Fate grand order or Rwby. Fate grand order belongs to typemoon and Rwby to Roosterteeth. The cooking recipes are from their own things and so on and so forth. The song is written by Dj Misoshiru and Mc Gohan. Well enjoy the chapter. Play the jingle:

On the ninth day of christmas my readers gave to me

nine golden recipes

eight christmas cookies

seven history books

six lights of wonder

Five action heroes

four vampiric elves

three sick beats

two singing blacksmiths

and a reindeer on a killing spree

"So you poisoned him with this cookie. You poisoned a small but still complete deity with enough poison resistance to withstand multiple liters of liquid cyanide as if it were just a bottle of milk with a cookie. And he didn't even eat the full cookie." said Emiya as if that had been a bad joke, while looking at Weiss dissapointingly with her head being down. "And that things is hard as steel." said Boudica confused as she hammered the cookie against the counter resulting in a metallic pling sound each time. 

"The last time Weiss tried to make cookies we used those as throwing stars. It is a wonder that he could even bite of a piece of them." said Yang as she looked at those fake cookies. 

"That is understandable. Half human beings, especially of the demonic and divine kind, are known for their extra ordinary abilitys and in most cases strenght. Sometimes they just have an extra ordinary jaw strenght. Some heroic spirits, like Shuten doji for example, could bite into a steel pipe as if it were a carrot if they wanted to. So it makes sense that he didn't realise that those cookies are too hard for any normal human being to eat." said Emiya having seen demigods and half demons bite into all sorts of things which are normaly to hard to eat. 

Like Ibuki doji biting into a whole piece of Katsuobushi and munching it like a sausage because she liked the taste and wanted to simply chew on something.

(Fun fact: katsuobushi is considered the hardest food on the planet. It is a certain type of tuna which was fermented, smoked and dried multiple times. You have to slice fine pieces off  to further use it in the japanese soup stock dashi or other traditional japanese dishes. The traditional bonito flakes are flaked katsuobushi)

Or how Heracles simply bit off the top part of a can with his teeth because his hands were to big to open it and he was impatient.

"Well how about we teach you how to make some dishes so that you do not repeat that ever again. As in never accidently poisoning someone. Ever. For the until the end of time." decided Emiya without a compromise. "Oooh! Can we watch! Knight is still with Asclepius so we have nothing to do. Well that and every adult who got hit by the samba santa attack." said Ruby. "Ummm sure?" answered Emiya unsure what he should think of it. "Yay!" shouted Nora, Ruby and Yang.

"How about something easy? Welsh cakes?" asked Boudica. "Yeah that would work. Quick easy and not material extensiv. Most of the dishes for the christmas party has been planned and gathered, with most of them already being cooked and kept fresh. We now just need for Santa Martha to come with the main dish and desert." said Emiya. "And we still have plenty of inrgidients left over. So for the good of humanity we will teach that girl how to cook." said Boudica determined.