Rwby react to something

Clone shenanigans.

I don't own resident evil, even if i wish i do because cash, and i don't own Rwby, where i hope we will be getting new canon content soon. Also i didn't play resident evil 6. I played resident evil two and resident evil two remake though and watched all the movies, while i also watched some videos from some youtuber. Onward with the video. And yes. More resident evil videos will come towards halloween. Just look at at as a possible preview next to Hellsing abridged. 

Yeah. there were alot of dick jokes here with my favourite being from a german streamer that basicly said "My wet dreams are comming to kill me.".

Also to also make you feel old. Resident evil 6 was published in the year 2012. So 12 years ago. Where did the time go?

"Yaaaayyyy. You survived." said Knight not exactly enthusiastic. 

"Yeah. Who knew that Merlin would accidently overclock Kiyohime so much so that she accidently flung herself through the ring and the walls until she landed in Kiaras embrace. And who knew that i was just fast enought to dodge that she misses me by a hair. I seriously thought that i would have died." said Jaune relieved that the dragon wife missed his head for the air pressure of the punch alone has almost taken out aura.

"Yeah... What terrible fate." said Knight angry about the fact that Jaune has a luck rank of B apparently if you belief latest studies.

"go into a ditch and die." whispered Qrow who heared of the study. "Really what a fortune." said Pyrrha happy which only caused those with a bad luck ranking to grow more angry. 

"Yes. What fortunate circumstance then Jaune has this much luck. Say Ruby. Wanna see how i can decapitate someone with a wooden spoon in one strike. I am not allowed to use swords in here on people so it has to be a spoon." said Knight while pulling out a wooden spoon.

"No killing Jaune. And don't you have to show us something." said Ruby. "Oh yeah right." said Knight and threw the spoon behind himself. This caused one of his noble phantasms to accidently reactivate to turn the spoon sharp. It still looks the same but it was now sharp enough to cut atoms. And the falling spoon cut a seat straight into two pieces before it reached Qrow.

Qrow immeadetly spready his legs so that he doesn't lose anything when the spoon cut through everything there was and then fell through the floor.

"Motherfucker! Be carefull with that bloody thing! I almost lost my important bits!" said Qrow angry because the spoon almost cut through his balls. 

"That was just a slip up on one of my nps. relax. no one was harmed after all." said Knight. 

"MY LEG!" they then heared Jason shout in pain beneath them. 

"Yay! Leg surgery! Time to sew a better leg back on! Head nurse! Anesthetics!" they then heared Asclepius shouting. "Understood." said Nightingale before Jason was knocked out by a punch to the face.

"Almost no one was hurt." said Knight before the video was played. "I am concerned." said Raven. "Yep." said Summer. "Why did he say better leg?" asked Qrow. 

"Now teams! As you have practiced!" shouted Asclepius from beneath them. 

"This is all for the advancement of medicine. No cost is to expensive. No bill to large. No inhuman sacrafice to disgusting. And if you get ill we will make the bill large enough to cover the planet." chanted Team Rwby and jnpr slightly dead inside. "I am so proud of you my junior doctors. And remember. Every sneeze costs your gold teeth and every cough makes your bank account rough. I am looking at you Roman. Give me your bank account." said Asclepius before he and nightingale dragged Jason back to the infirmary.