RPG!!!!!!!!

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That's right. We are going to our all time favourite delinquent Ryuko Matoi. The gal with the giant red scissors and balls bigger then the planet. The song is from Gardinella, Kill la kill is from the glorious studio trigger and Rwby is from Roosterteeth. Thats right bitches we are doing this shit. And i will do a second Video from this. And now life fiber syncronize your kamui and onward.

"Well. We are now watching one of the most insane challenges there are. Our main character here is Ryuku Matoi. On the search of her fathers killer she thinks that it was Kiryuin satsuki and wanted to challenge her. But for that she would have to navigate through an literaly insane school body and defeat Satsukis our generals, while staying at school. This is one of those challenges. In this they have to come in punctual to their class while also surviving an track through the whole city. Her transforming sailor uniform is being washed so she only has Mako Mankanshoku as an permanent ally and Meiko, an student with an broken arm, as a temporary one." said Knight.

"What would happen if they did not manage to do it?" asked Ruby concerned. "EXPULSION! If you survive of course."  answered Knight. "What do you mean if you survive?" asked Raven terrified. "Well if you go over the lava pits, the rpgs, the giant catapult and everything else there is quite alot which can kill you in this parcour. Oh and it gets better and better." answered Knight happy. "Glynda..." "no ozpin we will not do this." countered Glynda.

"Expulsion on comming late with a potential to die. I don't know if i want that to happen or not." said Yang. "You don't want to that!" shouted the students under Ozpin. "Why that would be fun." said Yang. Ruby wanted to say something but then decided to say: "It really does sound interesting now that i think about it."

"You two have pulled her to the dark side." said Weiss to Nora and Yang with rest of the teams nodding behind her. "We pulled her to the fun side." said Nora. "Come on we are punny." said Yang. Everyone except knight thought about stabbing themself. Knight laughed himself half to death.

"Well there is also prejudice here. You see there are kamuis like that from Ryuko and Satsuki, three stars like Satsukis four generals, two stars for the club leaders, one stars for paying students and no stars for those who are going to school for free. Ryko does not really count in this hierachy because she is new." said Knight. "great another way of prejudice." said Blake. 

"You said it sister." said Tyrian while being happy to be by his goddess side. "Yeah... Wait were did you come from?" asked Blake confused. "IT IS TYRIAN, THE MASS MURDERER!!!!! Get behind me Weiss i will deal with him personally!" said Winter drawing her Rapier only to see Salem standing behind him. "Tyrian. Why are you here?" she asked cold and calm. "My goddess. This lowly servant of yours was summoned here, even if only temporary, to react with you. And i am happy to announce that your glass pony collection has....Buhaa!" Tyrian began only for Salem to punch him in the face and knock him unconcious. 

"Mass murderers right haha. They are always so funny. What he actually meant was my collection of ripped out and dried hearts naturally. haha ha." tried Salem to safe her image as villainess. "Now sent! Him! Back!" whisper shouted Salem to Knight. "Jesus she is almost as emberassed to be found out over her secret collection as Medea and her secret artoria statue collection." whispered Knight while sending the unconcious Tyrian back. 

"Well we are now seeing the video with one less then exspected." said Knight and the first thing he did is running in a giant turbine in form of an hamster wheel.

The scene began with a bus coming in and Meiko falling theatralic infront of the bus while shouting:" ah the pain" in a less then convincing voice, causing the bus to stop. "Dammit get out of the road no Star. Move your...aye" said the one star nobody, who was driving the bus, before he was knocked out by Ryuko in her bunny pajamas with her guitar case which held her scissors. She then spat on his unconcious body.(Ryuko reached disrespect lvl11/10)

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