Chaldea shenanigans

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Well i don't own fate grand order, Percy Jackson, owl house or Rwby. This is chaldean shenanigans. Imagine a behind the scenes show with the rwby cast and all the other people i have in reaction in a fate grand order setting. So to quote a certain plumber with a red cap and a fabulous mustache. Lets a go. 

And yes this is just random trash thrown together for the things i have no idea how to write a proper reaction to either request or because i have gathered enough half backed ideas that i have to write them down in some way, shape or form to concentrate on stuff. You are free to ignore that chapter if you want. And if you find characters from other anime, series and so on here which i don't have in reaction and just want to write about. That is pure imagination on your side.

Well if you decide to stay and read. I thank you.

"Ok. I dread the day it comes but you can choose." said Knight in despair while crucifying himself. And when a god with high amount of demonic blood in him was praying to the christian god one knows that shit is about to hit the fan. "Oh i have one already. I always wanted to see that opera." said Weiss and took a dvd with the title "die Zauberflöte" (english=the magic flute).

"But... but that opera is so damn long. And boring." pleaded Knight. "Well. Everyone has to get a bit of culture here." said Weiss. 

"I am gonna execute her. I am going to burn her head to a crisp. Or maybe simple decapitation. No. I will take my time here. I am gonna turn down the heat before the attack" thought Knight. But just as he was about to pull his sword he heared something. 

"I am gonna throw you. My father has already pushed me through enough of those bloody boring operas that the only opera i want to hear now is composed of his screams." said Winter ready to throw Qrow with her aura amped strenght. "Ok land on weiss. Destroy the disk. Got it." said Qrow.

meanwhile on the other side of the theatre.

"If you miss we are gonna sit in another opera. We are gonna obliterate that blasted hell in opera form." said Ozpin while gathering what ever magic he had for beam as wide as a basket ball. 

"Isn't this also obliterating her swordhand? She would never be able to use her sword again." said Salem while also gathering her magic. "It is a sacrifice i am willing to make. Because at the moment i am willing obliterate her whole arm if it means to be save from that damn opera." said Ozpin. "... You are lucky that i hate operas more then you." said Salem and readied her spell.

What they didn't exspect was that Rubys guardian spirit to have a word in it. 

"I hate operas." Mr Shadow said angry while towering over her menancingly. Weiss already dragged Ruby and by default him into one recorded opera. While Ruby slept through most of the thing lamented Mr Shadow the fact that he can do the same. 

It was actually the first time in his existence that he was jealous of body parts others posses or wish to not see something. And for first time in his existence since the beginning of the universe and all life he was so bored that if he were to see on in the next millenia, then it would be to soon.

"ye-y-e-ye." stammered Weiss while she looked up to giant being. It was no longer the tiny blob Mr Shadow who she could makejokes about but it was the personification of Death who was looking dangerously close to taking his true form for Weiss was about to go into a cardiac arrest if that continues. She even began to see some semblance of a scythe forming. She was in so much fear at the moment that instead of her gliding to her knees like in movies were her legs so locked up that even heracles wouldn't be able to move or bend them.

It seemed like he was sucking so much heat out of the air that even the atleasean winter seemed like a summer in vacuo for everyone except Ruby, for she was protected by him, in the room. While Knight could simply shrug it off and salem didn't feel it could all those with a living body feel it even more. Especially Weiss who felt like she was centimeters away from her doom felt the cold air burning in her lungs and her sweat started freezing the moment it came out of her skin with her eye balls feeling as if they were about to crumble to dust.

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