Rwby react to something

Don't eat the lolipop

I don't own the sketch or Rwby and i know as sure as the fact that my trust coffee cup is next to me and been refilled with enough coffee to kill a rhino, that i don't own the products of any of the companys that are mentiones here. Have fun with this suggestion.

"Well time for something funny. This is a ceo giving out a message." said Knight. "Hopefully that will be funny." said Weiss. "I hope it will because i will not be here but fishing with the cus, my comerades of the london singularity team, a few people from fairy tail and the bosses. Well them and lakshimi bai." said Knight already in his fishing gear with extremly bright cu approved shirt in neon colors on his chest. He carries a giant box full of bait, a silver fishing rod and a harpoon and a trident in case he wanted to fish with the spear.

"Well then have fun." said Qrow. "Oh i will have that." said Knight before he left and the sketch started.

"Hi, America. My name is David Taylor." said David with his name and position appearing next to him.

"Hi David." said Ruby and Nora with a smile. "Ruby. Nora. That is just a recording." said Weiss annoyed. "Oh we know. It is just funny to do that." said Nora. "... i am done trying to comprehend them." said Weiss.

"I'm the CEO of the company that makes Tide, and it's corollary product Tide Pods, which is what i wanna talk to you about today." said David.

"So they make cleaning pods." said Glynda. "What is it they have to say? Maybe a problem with production?" asked Penny.

"Ya gotta stop eating the tide pods, okay?" he said.

"... they should stop what now." said Watts believing he heard wrong

"Look, i get it. You guys are young, you're hip. You    don't want an old guy telling you what to do. But Tide Pods are soap, and that's not food. So please, stop eating the tide pods." he said relaxed.

"Why do they eat cleaning pods?! Who in their right mind and above the age of 10 would eat them." said Watts infuriated. "Maybe the smaller children ate them." said Blake

"And make sure to keep an eye out for the Cascade dish pods. The lolipop that cleans your dishes." said the ceo before realising something.

"That lolli... uh, could we stop, could we, sorry... Are we calling it a lollipop?" he said confused before the camera zoomed in. "I would love to see one, if i could just get it. if we could fly one in?" David asked before he got a cascade dish pod handed to him. It looked similar candy.

He held it up and then began to laugh in shock at how similar it looked to a normal lollipop.

"What the fuck?" said Yang in disbelief. "That thing looks like a damn lollipop. If you have them lying around somewhere and you don't closely look at them you would really think that this is a damn lollipop." said Roman in disbelief with Neo nodding.

In the next scene he holds a box in his hand. "our company has been innovating new products since it was founded and we are proud to continue that tradition with our Vicks VapoRub Winter blast gum flavoured bon bons." he said while opening the box and looked at them before he grew silent revealing them to look exactly like a strawberry mint bonbon.

This shocked everyone even more. "they look like they are really diner mints." said Qrow

"Do, do these look just like mints, like diner mints?" he said not believing what he is seing.

"Look at his face! This look of disbelief!" said Yang while laughting. Once they saw his face that made them laugh. "for Oums sake. Did he also have a food department and they just accidently switched the projects." said Winter while laughting. "Most probably. No one is that stupid to actively make that mistake." said Weiss while laughting.