Don't bag more then you are willing to bury

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I don't own the video or Ruby. Rwby is owned by Rooster teeth and the video belongs to the muscular bald smith in the video. And he sure does have a amazing singing voice with a really good song text. The you tube channel this video is on is "No Panic Button Calm down". The credit for the SKETCH and the song goes to the mentioned youtube channel. So time to enjoy some christmas JOKE videos.

Todays song text is: 

At the second day of christmas my readers gave to me 

two singing blacksmiths 

and a reindeer on a killing spree.

"Well today we are looking at a certain blacksmith. And he does have a good singing voice." said Knight. "Well that is getting exciting." said Yang. "What we have here is a really nice song. And a good idea for hunting season." said Knight. "What is it?" asked Qrow curious. "Maybe it is a special extra hunting season for birds?" asked Ruby. "Well now we are going to go into the video." said Knight turning the monitor on. "Please sing a perfect A dur to proceed." said the monitor.

"Ehm can someone sing a perfect A Dur? Weiss?" asked Knight with everyone looking at Weiss. "Hey! Just because i was a professional singer before i became a huntress doesn't mean i can perform a perfect A Dur!" said Weiss angry. "So you can't do it?" asked Salem. "What?! Of course i can! I am just angry because you all just assumed i can do this!" said Weiss angry. "Sorry Weiss." said Ruby. "Don't worry it is fine." said Weiss with her anger going down.

A short bit of singing later. The video began.

"Hey boss! I am going around getting everyones "pie in the sky" christmas wishes." said John. "Pie in the sky what?" asked Boss confused. "It is like a winter solstice thing. My covern takes all those holiday intentions and then we offer them up as positives for the world." said John.

"Well that is... actually a really good idea. Certainly gets alot of positivity to everyone." said Blake. "So what did he wish for? Sweets and food for those who can not buy it themselves?" asked Ruby. "Probably better health care for those in need." said Piedro. "Ice cream for everyone!" wrote Neo on a sign. 

"Isn't it then a bit to cold for ice cream dear?" asked Roman "Never!" wrote Neo on her sign. "Ah yes you and your constant love for Neopolition ice cream." said Roman

"Hear me out! It is hunting season around this year any way, right?" asked Boss. "Ok." said John confused. "Parallel deer season with a two week open season on all registered pedophiles!" said Boss excited.

"I can live with that." said Glynda. "I don't think the people in the goverment of Atlas would say yes to it. Because that would mean half of them are on the shooting list." said Winter. "Really how did they managed to get into the goverment!?" asked Summer in disbelief. "Most of them are almost as powerfull as the royalty before the great war because of their connection and monetary means." said Winter. 

"So money and the threat of being poor and miserable forever?" concluded Qrow. "Yep." said Winter with a scowl on her face. "Well at least they don't survive long in prison once their crimes get out." whispered Roman

"Any daily limits?" asked John while already noting everything down with a pencil and a piece of paper. "in the name of sportmanship i would say. Don't bag more then you are willing to bury." said Boss after he thought for a moment. 

"Yeah thats fair. Well if that wish ever comes true i better get good with the shovel." said Yang already planning what to do with the people who sent Ruby valintines letters. And maybe do a clean up in Vale with a hunting group. "You know Ozpin can you do that?" asked Glynda. "You know as well as i do that those old politicians here in Vale would also never do that. The riots." said Ozpin with Glynda breathing out exhausted.

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