A certain blue furball

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Lilo and Stitch belongs to Disney. Rwby to Roosterteeth. I make no money of this. And how those reactions will go if i choose to replace them i will. If not then not it is that easy. If you want me to replace some characters then write it with the suggestion. If you don't then that too. But there are certain Characters i will never switch out like Gilgamesh from fate. This paragraph was made as a disclaimer and to make suggestions easier. Now lets get this show on the road.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7v-T8hS-38

"Well. ARE YOU READY FOR SOMETHING FUNNY! THEM SCREAM HELL YEAH!" screamed Knight while holding a remote. "Well something funny would be good to lighten the mood" said Goodwitch. "It is not like we can do something else." said Weiss "Hell yeah" shouted Yang. "It would be nice to watch something funny after this." commented Summer with Ruby and Qrow nodding. "Well then lets go." Knight shouted and pressed the big red button on the remote.

Only for nothing to happen. "Oh this normaly does not happen it is kind of emberassing." said the host while hitting the remote. "Don't worry it happens to the best." said Yang. "Well it is not like i leave you yanging."joked Knight. Immeadetly everyone except Yang began to grown. "Shit we have two pun demons now." said Qrow "Got it batterys were empty." said Knight and put in the new batterys and pressed the button. The curtains parted and the monitor began to show a certain court room.

Galactic Federation Headquaters Planet Turo

"Galactic Federation? What is that and most importantly where is that because this most definitly not Remnant." asked Weiss. "Well in this Universe there is this big galactic Federation which is basicly millions of different Species and Planets put together to live without prejudice." answered Knight. "There is really no prejudice there?" asked Blake with hope in her eyes. "No" asked Knight and unpaused the video.

Then a blue alien in black robessteps Forward and said in a demeaning voice: "Read the charges." Then a giant whale like alien steped forward with a tiny piece of paper.

"Damn he is big." said Qrow with wide eyes. "Thats what she said." shouted Yang and Knight at the same time. "Gods damn it. It was not even ten seconds" said Summer. "Is that a trial?" asked Glynda. "Yes in this universe the proffesor Arthur Watts has created something which caused him to go before trial and now he is standing before the council with the blue alien being the president and the whale like alien being good old General Ironwood." answered Knight. "Wait thats General Ironwood here. Damn he is ... high." said Qrow while looking to the now sad joksters.

"Wait who is Arthur Watts?" Ruby asked. "Arthur Watts was an scientist who helped to create the Paladins but then died in an accident." answered Glynda. "Ah ok." Ruby was fine with that answer.

"Dr Arthur Watts. Lead scientist of galaxy defense industries. You stand before this council accused of illegal genetical experimentation." said Ironwood with everyone  in the gigantic steel room shouting at Watts. This Watts was almost bald except for a few hair with a giant nose and and extremly bulky body.. Suddenly a door opened and a ship came in.

"Genetical experiments! These should have been banned for ages. No wonder that he stands trial." said Weiss. "Still what did he do. Did he built a  virus or something." asked Ruby. "Who knows but it is definitly something bad." answered Yang.

"How do you plead?" said the council women. Arthur answered: "Not guilty. My experiment are only theoretical. Completly within legal boundrys." The ship meanwhile began to unload the shipment. "We believe you actually created something." the Lead council woman said.

"So he did created something. Hah. That shows he is guilty." said Weiss in a haughty voice. "Lets see what he created before we judge him okay". said Ruby. "...Okay." said Weiss(or you could call her Rubys bottom if you know what i mean).

"Created something. Ha. That would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never eeeeever" plop "make more then one." said Watts as he saw that his expiriment was out in the open.

"What cute thing is that?! I want to hold and cuddle until it bursts." said Weiss with everyone agreeing. Meanwhile Yang and Qrow laughted at the fact that his creation was brought there while he was trying to defend himself. Then they saw the fangs on Stitch while this death koala growled. "I take it back don't let him near me." Weiss said fearfull. "Despicable. Turning a cute creature in to a monster." said Goodwitch. "Don't worry he is fully sythetical." said Knight to calm her down. "But why was he created in the first place." Ruby asked the host. "That comes now so husshh." answered the host.

Everyon was shocked to see the experiment constantly growling and trying to escape. some where even digusted. " what is that monstrosity?" asked Ironwood menancingly. "Monstrosity!!! What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it experiment 626." 626 was meanwhile hanging on the ceiling of his glass prison with his six limbs. "He is bulletproof, fire proof and can think faster then supercomputer. It can see in the dark and move objects 3000 times his size. His only instinct to destroy everything it touches. Hahahaha." said watts while falling on his ass laughting.

Meanwhile the Remnantians were shocked. "So his only purpose is to destroy." Ruby answered fearfully. "Damn i don't think someone could beat him if it comes hard on hard." said Qrow while taking a swing of his flask. "It is his instinct but it is not his purpose. Purpose is something you have to find yourself." said Knight. Ruby then shook hewr head and said with reneweed vigor: "You are right maybe it is not so bad really."

"So it is a monster." the leader said. "Ah just a little one." said Watts happy. "It is an affront to nature. It must be destroyed." shouted Ironwood enraged while hitting the table. "Calm yourself captain Ironwood. Perhaps it can be reasoned with." the leader said calm and collected.

"Yeah maybe it is just looking for a cozy home." said Summer with the other nodding in agreement. "And look if you do not see into his mouth it is quite cute. Like a teddy bear." said Yang with everyone agreeing

"Experiment 626. Give us some sign you understand us. Show that there is something inside you that is good." said the president of the federation. 626 stopped the search for escape possibilitys and turned to the council. This little furbal of death cleared his throat and everyone hold its breath to her what he has to say. "Miga nana krishna." Everyone was shocked. Some even fell unconcious or spilled their guts. "So naughty." the council woman said while 626 laughted himself half to death.

"What did he say that waranted such a reaction." asked Summer. Knight whispered it to her which was saidly also heared by blake. Immeadetly Blake fell unconcious and Summer pucked in a bucket which then appeared. She then immeadetly grabed Qrows flask and drank herself unconcius. "Ok not good lifeform." said Yang while looking concerned at her now unconcious partner(for life) and mother.

"I didn't teach him that." said Watts in his defense. "Place that idiot scientist under arrest" said Ironwood enraged. "I prefer to be called evil genius." shouted watts while being brought to his arrest cell. " And for that abomination. It is the pure product of an deranged mind. It has no place among us. Captain Ironwood. Take him away." the president of the federation said sad. "With pleasure." said Ironwood somewhat happy while cracking his knuckles. Then the entire screen went black.

"Well how was it." their host asked. "Well i found it funny how it is such a cute little thing which also was so foul mouthed. But i am still asking myself what it said. I mean what those "Miga nana krishna" even mean." Yang asked said. this caused Summer to immeadetly wake up and put Yang over her knee, cleaning her mouth with a random piece of soap she found while shouting to never say it again. "Well that happenend and the rest." asked Knight. "While it was evil i hope he does not get so badly hurt. It was the fault oh his creator that he turned at evil at all." said Ruby innocently. " well i think that he got what he deserved but it was a bit amusing." answered the ice queen. "Qrow what about you. Qrowie. Qrowensteen. Qrow Qrow Qrow your boat. Are you okay man." asked Knight Qrow. he then saw his face which was in mild arousal at the sight of a sweaty and angry Summer. " Lets leave him out for a while." said Knight embaressed. "So what is next." asked Glynda. "Good that you asked good witch of the west. It might be a bit early but i think it is time to get few more people in hear for the manliest greeting and follow up beat down in history. After that we hear the Queen of fairies roar." said Knight with a wide grin.

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