We are totally incomprehensible!

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"Well time for the next video! This time it is to safe the world from the plan of the worlds worst mom." said Knight excited. "Oh that will be fun." said Ruby. "But before that i have a question." said Weiss. "Ok." said Knight. "Why the hell are Ruby and me in those clothes?! They are not even the real deal!" shouted Weiss as she was forced to wear the costumes because her own clothes were stolen.

 "Why the hell are Ruby and me in those clothes?! They are not even the real deal!" shouted Weiss as she was forced to wear the costumes because her own clothes were stolen

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"Well the servants kinda already watched through the entire thing and so those who can tailor thought "Hey we have guest here who can wear costumes. Why don't we tailor some for them". And badabing badabumm here we are." said Knight. "Huh. I kinda like it. Is comfy." said Ruby while Death was crawling around before sinking into the warm embrace of his favourite napping place. Namely Rubys hood which she always wears once she is outside the room. 

"Why do i have that weird desire to make heel clicks? And why is it so wide around the chest area." asked Weiss confused. "Comes with the costume." said Knight.

"So anyway. What is the evil plan? And can i also get a version of the white costume. It looks awesome." asked Yang. "To cover the world basicly in sentient clothing and suck all of humanity and the planet dry before exploding the planet and stripping away. Also yes you will get a version of both costumes yang." said Knight excited.

"On so many levels. Why?" asked Weiss confused, shocked, baffled and angry. "You wouldn't belief it even if i were to tell you that so for that...!" shouted Knight before striking a body builder pose which caused his shirt explode off his body which revealed his lean and muscular build as well as the fairy tail symbol. The shirt was then replaced by a shirt with the sentence "We are totally incomprehensible!" on it.

"That exploding shirt thing is so cool! Can i try?" asked Yang. "NO!" shouted most of them. "You will not unleash that boob monster here you cow." said Weiss. 

"Who cares. I can simply buy a new one. So go on Yang try your best." said Ruby with complete disinterest. 

Everyone looked at her.

"What? Half of the people running around here are already nudists with atleast another quarter thinking that their body is a gift to humanity which causes them to expose alot of skin. So if we all just turn away while she is doing it and then turn back when she put on a shirt again it will be fine. It is not like that would be out of order around here. Hell. I have seen even Knight around four times being shirtless." said Ruby. They looked at him. 

"What? It is somewhat freeing to do that and not exactly anywhere outside the norm around here." said Knight before turning to Ruby.

"Nero tried to turn you exhibitionist too?" asked Knight. "Tried and not really succeded. But well i now wear tank tops more often because of her recommendation. I feel more confident in my own skin some how after talking with her. But i will not wear any of that silk stuff she recomends anytime soon. That  covers to little." said Ruby slightly emberassed.

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