Rwby react to something

Cakes, plaques and more

I don't own Rwby or Fate grand order so here we are in the round two of the shenanigans worthy of chaldea have fun. I don't own the op.

"So... cake wars?" asked Qrow. "Yeah. It was cake day in chaldea. You know the one day in the month where all the cooks make cakes." said Ruby.

"Wait a second i am getting visual. And we can another bloopers show." said Knight. "Oh Oum no." said Ozpin. "Oh Oum yes." said Salem happy.

It began with Team Rwby walking towards the cafeteria. 

"Time to get some sweet cake! I take strawberry." said Ruby happy. "While i wouldn't word it like that i am still happy that we can get it. Cake baked by the greatest cooks the world and history has to offer has to be suplime. And i want something with lots of cream." said Weiss who carries bag.

"What is in that bag?" asked Yang. "Well. In there is my special cake eating utensiles. I payed one of the servants a handsome amount of qp to get them from atlas." said Weiss. "So thats why the team bank account looks so meager. Wouldn't it be for Ruby's credit card i am sure we would all be having to work to the bone to fill that account again." said Blake.

"Why do you have special cake eating utensils?" asked Raven. "Why don't you have those?" asked Weiss. "I am not rich." said Raven. "Lack of etiquette." said Qrow. "Sold them because they are unneccesary." said Winter and Weiss looked horrified at her. "I beg your pardon." said Weiss horrified.

"Weiss. That is cake. You don't need your special silverware for a cake." said Winter. "But... but manners." said Weiss. "Yeah. That is a cake. Plastic is enough." said Winter. Weiss looks like her world view is shattered.

"It was a big but neccesary sacrifice." said Weiss before they oppened the door and saw a battle field. A literal one for the quickest path to the cafeteria is through the simulator. The simulator has been put to simulate a battle field with trenches, forrests, fields and so on with all the servants battleling to get to the cakes first. And at the side was a golden fortress which was attacked by an army of servants and familars.

"Wickerman!" they heared Cas Cu shout as he summoned a burning giant to stomb down his enemies. "Troia Hippos!" shouted Odysseus which caused a giant battle between the burning straw giant and armored horse mech.

"What is going on?" asked Yang. 

"That is something what i want to know! You are all heroes of old! Why do wage war over something as unimportant as... pasteries!?" shouted Glynda angry. "Pasteries are tasty." said Knight. "Pasteries are life! Pasteries are essence of happiness miss Goodwitch." said Weiss. "You seem... really invested in this Miss Schnee." said Ozpin shocked that Weiss is that invested into cakes.

"They are little delicious pieces of art. Especially those from the cooks here." said Weiss. "Well then i am happy everything worked out." said Ruby. "Even if we did almost die." said Blake. "You almost died! Wait... You didn't think to go through this servant filled battle field! Every step could have killed ya!" said Salem shocked.

"Weeeeellllll." said Team Rwby and Jnpr. "I am asking myself if i should be proud that you managed to survive and managed to come out victorious or if i should be angry because you ran into the dangerous battlefield i have seen. And i have helped to defend Mount Glenn as my second year mission. I have seen alot." said Glynda.

"Try proud. Everyone who manages to survive that has my respect." said Knight before patting Rubys head.

"GET DOWN!" they then heared before Weiss, Yang and Blake were then tackled down by the Robin hood who was also on his way to the cafeteria. "Huh?" said Ruby while she was still standing. That way the giant laser beam only hit Ruby, causing a giant dust cloud to appear where she once stood.