"Blaine Anderson, ladies and gentlemen". Ellen Degeneres says. Blaine walks in smiling widely, waving at the audience.
"Omg, isn't he the cutest". Rachel asks around the room. The other girls nod and looks dreamingly at the tv. The cheesy, but yet charming pop star, Blaine Anderson is currently talking to Ellen about his upcoming tv show called "Obvious Attraction". "We need a male lead, who is going to play my boyfriend on the show". Blaine tells Ellen, and all the girls looks at Kurt.
"Why the hell are you looking at me like that"? Kurt asks and shuffles a mouthful popcorn into his mouth. "Duh, you NEED to audition". Mercedes says and points to the tv. "Look at him, he is such a sweetheart". Quinn says and smiles into the tv. "First of all, that show is filmed in LA, we live in Lima". Kurt says and marks the words "Lima" and "LA" extra clearly. "Lady Hummel, please audition, i NEEDS a famous friend". Santana says begging. "NO, DEFINITELY NOT". Kurt says and chuckles. "Wait, he's gay"? Brittany asks oblivious. "Yes babe, he is". Santana says and kisses her cheek. "Thats so unicorn". Brittany says and smiles widely. She waves at the tv, like Blaine can see her. "I'm actually going around the midwest to look at potential actors for the show". Blaine says after a while. "SHUT UP, ITS LIKE HE READS OUR MINDS". Mercedes and Rachel practically says at the same time. "Kurt, please with Pattie LuPone on top, audition for that show". Rachel begs her best friend. "Fine, you had me at Pattie LuPone". He winks at the girl and the other girls squeals at the news.
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Two days later, Blaine stepped into Lima congress center where the auditions where being held.
Thousands of hopeful candidates were waiting in long lines, and they all looked dreamingly at Blaine as he passed by them. His bodyguard even shuffled a few who was trying to kiss or hug Blaine. He stepped into the conference room and the instructor turned on the camera.
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After a long line of either awful or insanely annoying hopefuls, it was Kurt's turn.
"KURT HUMMEL". The instructor named Dave said and Kurt stepped into the room.
"Hello gang". Kurt said and regretted the second he said it. It got a laugh out of Blaine, which made him smile. He was insanely handsome, he had to admit that.
"Today i have prepared to sing for you, "Not The Boy Next Door", from the seminal broadway musical "The boy From Oz". Kurt says and takes a breath.
Comin' home used to feel so good
I'm a stranger now in my neighborhood
I've seen the world at a faster pace
And I'm comin' now from a diff'rent place
Though I may look the same way to you
Underneath there is somebody new
I am not the boy next door
I don't belong like I did before
Nothin' ever seems like it used to be
You can have your dreams, but you can't have me
Oh, I can't come back there anymore
'Cause I am not the boy next door
You've been savin' those souvenirs,
Faded photographs from our foolish years
We made plans, but they're wearin' thin
And they don't work out 'cause I don't fit in
And those mem'ries will just weigh me down
'Cause I got no place to keep 'em uptown
I am not, the boy next door
I don't belong, like I did before
Nothin' ever seems like it used to be
You can have your dreams, but you can't have me
Oh, I can't go back there anymore
'Cause I am not the boy next door
I'm not sorry for just bein' me
But if you'd look past the past you could see
That I am not
(You are not)
(The boy next door)
(You don't belong)
Nothin' ever seems like it used to be
You can have your dreams, oh, but you can't have me
I can't go back there anymore
'Cause I am not
I am not
I am not the boy next door
Blaine applauses vigoresly but Dave looks skeptically at Kurt and writes something down in his notebook. "AMAZING, YOU'LL HEAR FROM US". Blaine says, still amazed from the spectacular performance the boy just did.
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After a week, Kurt got the call- He got the part. He was playing Maxwell Jansen in Blaine's new tv show. He was excited to tell the glee club, and even more excited to go to LA to be with Blaine every day. When he told Burt and Carole, they hugged him and Burt actually cried.
he packed his bag and got to school. When he entered Mr. Schue's office, the man was looking through some papers. "Mr. Schue"? Kurt asked knocking on the glass door.
"KURT, How are you"? The man asked. "I'm fine, i just wanted to hear if i could have the floor for a special announcement in the beginning of class". Kurt asked hopeful and excited.
"Sure thing". Mr. Schue said and pointed to the choir room where people had started to gather.
"Listen up, Kurt has special news". Mr. Schue says and sits down next to Mercedes and Rachel.
"Like many of you already know, i auditioned for the role in Obvious Attraction"-
"You got it right"? Rachel asks. "And, from tomorrow afternoon, i'll be in LA playing Maxwell Jansen, a failed actor who dreams of being on Broadway someday". The glee club yells in excitement. The group gather around Kurt, who just laughs. "We are so proud of you". Rachel says and smiles."Dude, have you told mum and dad". Finn says. "I have, i made them cry". The group laughs. "I have a famous friend". Santana says and kisses Kurt's cheek leaving a red lipstick mark. "All right, i have to go home and pack, see you in a while". Kurt says and smiles weakly. "Bye". He says and leaves, and that was the last they heard from Kurt Hummel as a non celebrity way...
