Klaine: Cheesy Pick up lines (pt 2)

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AN: The first part was so much fun to do, so here's a part 2;)


Kurt: When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

Blaine: Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

Kurt: I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?

Blaine: Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Kurt: Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

Blaine: Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.

Kurt: Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Blaine: Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.

Kurt:  Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Blaine: If I had a garden I'd put your tulips and my tulips together

Kurt: I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.

Blaine: I'll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast

Kurt: If I were a drum I'd let you bang me all night long! 

Blaine: Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny!

Kurt: I can make you hit all the high notes!

Blaine: Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Kurt: Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Blaine: Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

Kurt: Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

Blaine: Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

Kurt: Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.

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