"Hey, I did it I quit my job." Mj said talking to Peter over the phone.
"You did?" Peter replied.
"Yeah! I'm really happy actually cause I got an interview with the Daily Bugle in a few days. Oh and Michelle wants to get a piercing today but she wants me to go with her. So while your out today if you don't mind, could you get us some more milk? I think Miles drank the last of it yesterday." Mj said.
"Sure sure. I'm planning on being out all day. What's Michelle getting pierced?" Peter question.
"Her clit." Mj said nonchalantly. It sounded like she was eating.
"I- oh my god. Wouldn't that hurt." Peter choked.
"I mean yeah but she wants it." Mj said.
"Well good for her man. I have a dick but I can feel the pain." Peter cringed. Mj laughed over the phone. "But I'm really excited for you, about the daily Bugle job. I think you'd make an amazing editor. I know this because I always got an A in English thanks to you." Peter smirked to himself.
"Yeah your welcome for getting you that grade." Mj giggled.
"What time are you going out with Michelle?" He asked.
"In like ten minutes."
"Is Harry coming with you?"
"He better not be. This is a Michelle and Mj day not a Michelle and Mj and Harry day." Mj said.
"I mean if it's her-. You'd think Harry would want to be there." Peter said.
"No it's Michelle and Mj day!" Mj Laughed.
"Alright it's Michelle and Mj day. You enjoy your day, beautiful girl. I'll get you your milk." Peter said realizing he had no money.
"Okay! I'll tell you how it goes. Have a good day Pete. I love you." Mj hummed.
"Love you too." Peter said. Mj hung up.
Crap, he really did need that job at OSCORP, he promised her milk today.
His spider sense was tingling. He looked down and saw a man in a fancy suit being chased down an alley way by a dog.
Peter spring down from the building, landing in front of the man. Placing himself between the man and the dog.
"Hey buddy calm down." Peter cooed at the dog. It immediately stopped growling. Peter stuck out his hand and dog sniffed it cautiously. "I won't bite ya, bud."
The dog quickly warmed up to Peter and allowed him to pet him.
"Woah, your like an animal whisperer Spider-Man. Thank you! Is there anything I can do to repay you?" The man said.
"Normally I'd say no, but could I borrow a couple of bucks? I promised my wife I'd buy her some milk but I'm broke." Peter said smirking to himself. Mj would scowl if she heard him call her that already.
"Anything you want Spider-Man here." The man handed him a five.
"Thank you." Peter said.
"Spider-Man has a wife aye, the old ball and chain." The man tried to make awkward small talk as Peter continued to pet the dog.
"Uh yeah. I wouldn't call it that though." Peter said.
"Who would have thought Spider-Man to be married to a woman. I heard you were a cancer patient that tried an experimental treatment in some shady lab. Now your all burned and have powers." The man said.
"Yeah that sounds like Deadpool, not Spider-Man." Peter laughed to himself.
"Oh well uh... some people say your like 40. I mean I'm in my late 30s and I can't even imagine swinging on a web at this age. Let alone all the other shit you do." The man said.
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The Tragedy of Mary Jane Stark
Fanfiction"I just feel like the burden of his last name will never leave me, ya know? As if I'm destined to be just like dad and Howard. Branded by their name and blood" "You know, I could always change your last name to Parker." "Shut up Peter we are only 17...
