Spamton: Hey Digger, is the [film] rolling yet?
Digger: Don't ask me. I don't know much about how to work this camera. I barely just figured out how to use disposable cameras.
Spamton: Can you see me on [the other side]?
Digger: Yeah, the picture is clear and sharp. I believe it's recording.
Spamton: Alright then! We can now [begin] the [trivia!]
Digger: Yeah, we didn't get any questions lately. It's probably gonna be a bit boring today so we're only gonna answer a few questions from the list.
Spamton: Also, the only two for this episode will be [myself] and this [wonderful] [woodland creature].
*A few voices are heard from outside the alley.*
Hoth: Are you sure they'd both be here? I mean, Digger does like him. She only sees him as a friend.
Mettaton: Well, you never know what that little dumpster gremlin did to make her believe he was safe. He could've given her some weird elixir or spiked her drink.
Uniqua: Not to dismiss the likelihood of both of those scenarios but, I don't think he'd ever do that to anyone.
Mettaton: He sold me an old bowtie and a bottle of rat poison!
Uniqua: Why did you even buy that junk in the first place? You know very well this guy is hecka shady.
Hoth: Can we just go in the creepy alleyway and get those dumpster divers? I don't wanna be out in this part of town longer than I have to be.
Uniqua: Aight, whatever. Let's go in and get them out so we can all go grab some lunch.
Spamton: Holy [smokes!] [We've been found!]
Digger: Looks like it won't be just us doing this episode.
Uniqua: Digger! Spamton! What do you two think you're doing alone in this alley in this part of town?!
Digger: Nothing weird, that's for sure.
Spamton: Exactly! It's just a [young couple] [of friends] doing [what friends do].
Mettaton: Are you sure about that? The last time we had Spamton join us he said some... Err, rather questionable things about Digger.
Uniqua: That's sugarcoating it. He could've gotten banned from the Q&A, man. I don't know why the author let him do this but, it is what it is and I won't complain.
Hoth: So, I guess we're joining the episode?
Mettaton: Indeed we are, Hoth. Now, do we have any from the fans today?
Digger: Not this time. We're just gonna pick from the list.
Uniqua: First of all, the author wanted someone to do this real quick so I'm just gonna get it over with.
*The author walks into the alley with a piece of paper and hands it to Uniqua.*
Uniqua: Be sure to go check out MagicDreemurr17 and read her latest work Lost In The Echo! She deserves plenty of support.
Mettaton: Wait, you're promoting another author? Was this actually going to be part of the episode?
Uniqua: It wasn't originally planned but, the author has gone and read the first few chapters and prologue. She says it's a good read and thought she'd help a fellow writer gain some more reads on her work.
Mettaton: I see. Is this book a fanfic or an original work?
Uniqua: It's an Undertale fanfic and you haven't come in yet.
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FanfictionWHAT UP, PEEPS?! IT'S UNI! I'm gonna make a Q&A book where you can ask my OCs anything. This can help generate some ideas and also give Hoth and Digger more time in the spotlight. Written responses will be the only updates you'll see. Just keep it a...