Mettaton: Are you sure you should be doing that now, darlings?
Uniqua: Don't worry, man, we know what we're doing.
Hothead: Unlike that one time when you first tried this and a phantom came down and knocked you off.
Uniqua: That was a one-time thing! I didn't even see him coming!
*A phantom swoops down from the night sky and knocks Uniqua off the roof her and Hothead were building. She hits the ground hard.*
Uniqua: Ouch...
Hothead: You good?
Uniqua: I think so, dude. This roof was higher up than the last one. But I had less health then.
Hothead: And that's why you died last time.
Mettaton: This is exactly what I'm talking about. Neither of you even have proper armor in case you fall.
Uniqua: Look who's talking. All you did was stand there and let me fall, dingus.
Mettaton: Does it look like I work with slime on a regular basis?
Hothead: I don't know what your problem is. Slime is actually fun and useful.
Mettaton: Fun? It's just a colorful, sticky blob! How is that even fun?
Uniqua: You're right. Slime isn't fun. It's oddly satisfying.
Hothead: See? Not to mention it can have different textures.
Mettaton: I still don't see the appeal.
Frisk: How's that slime shop coming, guys?
Uniqua: We're working on it.
Frisk: Great, it looks almost done.
Hothead: Yeah, we'll start making some slime once we get the roof done.
Uniqua: You wanna help, Mett?
Mettaton: No, I will have to decline. I do not dabble in the making of slime.
Uniqua: You get to use all the glitter you want.
Mettaton: Really? You can add glitter to slime?
Hothead: Yeah, if you want galaxy slime, you can start with black glitter glue and throw in blue, purple, and pink glitter. Maybe even silver and gold.
Uniqua: Trust us, we have all the goods, man.
Mettaton: Still, I'm going to decline.
Hothead: Well, we tried.
Uniqua: He might change his mind later, though.
Mettaton: Like how you changed your mind about dating me?
Uniqua: We do not speak of that!
Frisk: Wait, you still haven't explained how the date went.
Uniqua: And you will never know. I'm still single as far as I'm concerned.
Mettaton: Darling, I think it's time the others knew.
Uniqua: Nope, I ain't sayin' shtick.
Frisk: At least tell me how it went. You don't have to be super detailed about where you went or what you did.
Hothead: All I know is she was complaining about how sore her flank was when she got back.
Frisk: Wait, sore flank? Mettaton, what did you do?
Mettaton: We went to the ice rink for a few hours and kept falling over. Nothing weird happened! I didn't go too far!
Uniqua: He ain't lying. I still felt it two days later.
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