Bowser: Hey, is that thing on?
Dr. Eggman: For the last time, the camera is on! It's recording!
Cocker Roach: What about the game?
Dr. Eggman: Look, I haven't played it as much as people believe. Just because there is now an official Eggman skin does not mean I am willing to play more often. Besides, many players become addicted as we've seen.
Bowser: Is the game up or what?! You said you were good with tech! You're the robot scientist here! Show us how to work that thing!
Dr. Eggman: I thought you owned a Wii U and Nintendo Switch.
Bowser: Junior didn't tell me Minecraft was on them! No one said anything about that!
Dr. Eggman: How do you think Nintendo would've made a Super Mario Mash-Up pack with new textures and skins? Surely, it's not because they made a Gameboy port!
Bowser: Obviously not. The Gameboy is super old and it's still better than the GameGear.
Dr. Eggman: At least the Saturn and Dreamcast were being used to experiment with online game play before the GameCube and N64.
Bowser: At least Nintendo games didn't have terrible controls.
Dr. Eggman: Err... You got me on that one.
Bowser: Not to mention Nintendo continued making consoles after Sega just dropped out of the console war and became a developer.
Dr. Eggman: Really?!
U-Uh, can I leave now?
Bowser: No! You are not going anywhere until they perish!
You can't do that! They're celebrating their anniversary!
Dr. Eggman: Wait, anniversary?
Bowser: Yeah, Sakurai knows when those games came out and told us all.
Dr. Eggman: Oh... Uh, I had no idea.
Cocker Roach: Hey, I think the game is up.
Bowser: Greetings, peasants!
Dr. Eggman: Welcome to your demise, everyone!
Toriel: Oh dear, it's them again.
Mettaton: I honestly don't want to deal with them after the way they treated us the last time we were in some sort of prison. They don't even know what moisturizer I use!
Uniqua: For real? You are a robot! You don't need moisturizer!
Undyne: Why does he have to be so extra?
Sans: he's gay.
Mettaton: Well... I could be.
Uniqua: HE ADMITS IT!
Mettaton: Or maybe I'm pan.
Undyne: Attracted to literally anything?
Mettaton: Exactly, there is just one that I love most, though.
Uniqua: I'm ace and demiromantic, though.
Cocker Roach: You're what?
Uniqua: You heard me, Father. You know what you did. You will pay.
Mettaton: Don't ever think about coming near her.
Cocker Roach: I still don't get it.
Uniqua: Well, you're fat, old, dumb, and you were born at the tail end of the 50's. That would explain a lot.
Boswer: Enough talk! There's a Q&A we gotta get to here! Are any of you ready or are we supposed to sit and watch you build uneless stuff?
Frisk: I think we should get started. Do we have any questions?
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