Papyrus & Frisk: Masters of Dating . . . ? (Ep. 26.5)

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*It was the middle of the night in the virtual prison. Frisk stood under a spruce tree outside the house of the skelebros, waiting for Papyrus to exit so they could talk. The tall skeleton soon woke up and left the wooden structure to join his human friend.*

Frisk: You brought the book?

Papyrus: OF COURSE, I DID! HOW COULD I FORGET IT!

Frisk: Okay, we have to draw up a plan to get Uni and Metta together. We can tell the others and get them in on it tomorrow. Open that book and read the signs of romance to me so I can pull up the dating hub to check.

Papyrus: *pulls out the dating manual and opens it* ALRIGHT, COMMON SIGNS OF LOVE. BLUSHING, STUTTERING, SHIFTING ONE'S WEIGHT, LONGING LOOKS OR STARING FROM BEHIND CORNERS OR FROM A DISTANCE, STALKING ONE'S SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE UNTIL THEY COME ON. WAIT, STALKING? THAT'S... THAT'S A LITTLE HORRIFYING.

Frisk: People mainly do that because it's a nice feeling when their crush finally comes on. If they've left a bunch of nice messages, it makes the other person feel good about themselves. Either way, someone's heart and soul explode with joy.

Papyrus: AWW! NOW, THAT'S JUST SO SWEET! IT DOES SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN THE BOOK, TOO! IT MUST BE TRUE THEN!

Frisk: It is, Pap. I bet Metta already does that with Uni. Just blows up her phone with all these inspirational and motivational quotes and spammed emojis.

Papyrus: HOW NICE OF HIM!

Frisk: Alright, I have the dating hub up. Now, we have to get them alone somehow.

Papyrus: I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA!

*The next day . . . *

Mettaton: Frisk darling, thank you for inviting me to join you out in this field!

Frisk: No problem, Metta! I knew I'd need someone to help gather all these flowers anyway.

Mettaton: So, what's the occasion? Surely there must be a reason why we came out here.

Frisk: Oh, I just thought we could expand our bee farm. Besides, Uni's gonna need some for dye so she can dye us some leather armor.

Mettaton: Oh! If that's the case, you wouldn't mind if I helped get them to her then, would you?

Frisk: You're more than welcome to. I'm sure she'd like that.

Mettaton: But what flowers should I bring her? I mean... Would we still respect her pollen allergies?

Frisk: It's Minecraft. Her allergies aren't gonna be a problem. Her veganism doesn't show too often since she's actually killed, cooked, and eaten several animals already.

Mettaton: So, any would do?

Frisk: Yeah, go ahead!

Mettaton: Excellent! I know exactly which ones to get.

*Meanwhile. . . *

Sans: okay, how many crops do we need to harvest?

Uniqua: Don't worry, man. It's just a few fields. It shouldn't take long.

Papyrus: WOWIE! WE GET TO SEE REAL MINECRAFT FARM LIFE!

Sans: well, if you say so. we'll be back before dark, right?

Uniqua: Hmmm... Nope!

*Uniqua opens the doors of the farmhouse. Several animals and crops fill the building.*

Sans: what the... we'll be here all night!

Papyrus: OH MY GOD! YOU BUILT THIS?! THIS IS FANTASTIC, UNIQUA!

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