Frisk: And here's another day and episode where we're stuck in prison. Please tell me someone has a plan to escape.
Mettaton: I only want to fix my hair again!
Digger: The only thing I've found was cement. I got nothing in here that'll break through it.
Uniqua: Crazy idea, guys. What if we called Spamton? He's the only one outside. He's gotta know something about this place that we don't.
Dr. Eggman: You know what? None of them are willing to join our army. Should we bring him in?
Bowser: Do we have any other options?
Dr. Eggman: I believe we don't. But if we bring him in, we could use this to our advantage possibly.
Bowser: Then let's go get him from the dumpster.
Dr. Eggman: Metal Sonic, would you please retrieve that digital puppet?
Metal Sonic: As you wish, Dr. Retrieving him immediately.
*Metal Sonic left for the hangar and flew out to the back of the fortress. He banged on a nearby dumpster violently.*
Spamton: [Whoa there, pard'ner!] I was just finishing up some [online salez!] What's the [BIG] [Deal]?
*As Spamton popped out Metal Sonic grabbed him by the back of his coat and dragged him inside.*
Metal Sonic: Garbage puppet retrieved, sir.
Dr. Eggman: Excellent, Metal. Now, I have a challenge for our prisoners. Since we'll continue this Q&A today, I was thinking we turn it into a fun trivia of death.
Mettaton: That was originally my idea! I'm suing you for copyright infringement!
Uniqua: Chill, Lugnuts. He hasn't explained it yet.
Dr. Eggman: We'll give you a time limit for each question and you'll have to answer before time runs out.
Alphys: W-What happens if we don't?
Bowser: Oh, you'll just suffer extreme humiliation, embarrassment, or pain.
Undyne: Embarrassment?
Uniqua: Humiliation?
Mettaton: Pain?
Dr. Eggman: Yes, it may come in varying events.
Sonic: These rules will apply to you guys, right?
Bowser: Uhhh, Doc?
Mario: Oh, Koopy might have to reveal his tattoos.
Bowser: Shut up, Mario! No one's seeing my tattoos!
Uniqua: I bet he's got a chibi unicorn somewhere under that shell.
Bowser: No, I don't! That's so uncool!
Uniqua: I'm actually glad you agree. The way humans depict us unicorns is really lame. They only focus on cuteness.
Dr. Eggman: Only certain rules apply to us! We created this challenge so we don't get any punishment for not answering within the time limit!
Mario: That just makes it unfair then. If you don't suffer with us, how are we supposed to take the rules seriously?
Dr. Eggman: Alright! Fine, you win. You're mustache is still inferior compared to mine.
Mario: At least mine doesn't look like I stuck my finger in an electrical outlet.
Sonic: Sick burn, Mario!
Uniqua: OHHHHHHHH!
Bowser: Okay, let me get the questions pulled up.
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