Pixelle: So, you're telling me you're not interested?
Mettaton: How many times must I even say it?
Uniqua: Dude, I told you to call me if things got this bad. I know how to handle these situations.
Mettaton: Please do, dear. I enjoy watching you destroy people who stand in your path.
Uniqua: So, how should I do this? Should I be soft or go hard on her?
Mettaton: I say go with whatever seems fit.
Uniqua: Hard mode it is then!
Pixelle: Wait, what is hard mode?
Uniqua: You're about to find out.
Pixelle: Wait! I am not attempting to steal him-
Uniqua: Mett, hold my gloves. This will get ugly.
Mettaton: As you wish, my love.
Uniqua: I hope you're ready to get sent back to digital Jesus!
Hoth: No fighting, guys! Let's not cause a scene here!
Uniqua: Dude, I have to! Mettaton can't defend his own honor!
Mettaton: I'm actually quite capable of defending myself, dear-
Uniqua: He's lying! He's just saying that to make you believe he's cool and macho!
Hoth: How? He looks like a body builder.
Uniqua: He loses his shtick when a speck of mud gets on his boot.
Mettaton: I'm not that bad!
Uniqua: You are! Remember when we went camping and got lost?
Mettaton: I'm not as afraid of dirt as I once was.
Uniqua: Really? Bet you can't see the stains on those loafers.
Mettaton: NOT MY BEST PAIR!
Uniqua: See?
Hoth: Anyway, please don't fight, guys! You have an image you need to maintain right now, Uni. You can't risk ruining that!
Uniqua: Dude, they'll understand. They know I sometimes have to defend myself or another person.
Hoth: What about when there's no real threat?
Uniqua: No real threat? Pixelle is over here trying to get with Mettaton and I'm not okay with that!
Hoth: No, she isn't!
Uniqua: She is! I see it in her eyes! It's there and I'm not gonna stand for it!
Mettaton: You really don't have to do this, dear-
Uniqua: I do, bro. I want what's best for you and staying away from Pixelle is what's best. I know she's plotting to take you. Not gonna happen while I'm around.
Mettaton: I mean, I can't say I don't appreciate it. I actually do, don't get me wrong, darling. But maybe you're taking it too far?
Uniqua: What do you mean?
Mettaton: I'm saying you could be less forceful and maybe try calmly setting boundaries.
Uniqua: Bro... I'm gonna say this once and I want you to be able to hear it over your loud ego.
Frisk: This is it, guys! She's actually gonna say it!
Uniqua: OPEN YOUR FREAKING EYES!
Frisk: Not what I was expecting...
Uniqua: What? You thought I was gonna say "I love you?"
Frisk: Unfortunately, yes...
Mettaton: I was hoping for it as well... How can you do this to me?
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