Mario: So, you're sure this plan will work?
Uniqua: It's my father. He's old and stupid and fat. Nobody liked him much when he ran the kingdom. He really sucked as king, man.
Sonic: Alright, we'll go along with it.
Uniqua: Coolio, bro.
Mario: I don't think many people say that.
Uniqua: Whatever. When's the next race?
Mario: It should start soon. I heard it will be another team event. This time it will be duos.
Sonic: I'll see about getting Tails to be my partner for this one.
Mario: I bet Luigi would want to compete with me against you and him.
Sonic: What about you, Uni? Who'll be your partner?
Uniqua: Me? You're asking me? My partner?
Mario: It's a Double Dash! styled race.
Uniqua: Yeah, let me go talk to a few peeps and see who will join me.
Mettaton: Alright, who here would like to be on a team with Uniqua?
Hothead: Me! Sibling duo!
Hoth: What about me? I'm lightweight!
Mettaton: You both have decent chances of being selected. But she might want me to join her again.
Hoth: What? She doesn't wanna be with you!
Mettaton: I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Hothead: As if she would let you drive. You won't know how to properly execute a bail.
Mettaton: Bail?
Hothead: The bail technique? Ever heard of it?
Mettaton: No, I haven't.
Hothead: You're useless.
Uniqua: Aight, I need a teammate. Who's with me?
Hothead: I'm in!
Hoth: You're heavy, though. She might need someone lightweight to help maneuver through traffic.
Mettaton: She also needs someone strong enough to help push the vehicle. Neither of you meet that requirement.
Hothead: Tch, whatever, bro!
Uniqua: Hothead, you're on the team. Hoth, Mettaton, you two are gonna shut up and stay out of our way. You don't mess with the Mystic siblings!
Hothead: Yeah, you don't mess with us! We'll burn you so bad you'll be a, uh... We'll burn you really bad!
Uniqua: You forgot again?
Hothead: Yeah...
Uniqua: It's fine, dude. See y'all on the track, noobs! Or not!
Hothead: Yeah, noobs!
Mettaton: So, who's your next choice?
Hoth: Not you, that's for sure.
Mettaton: That's fine. I was going to pick Blooky if I never made the cut.
Hoth: I might go with Digger if she hasn't picked Spamton or Undyne already.
Uniqua: YO, GUYS! WE GOT QUESTIONS!
Mettaton: We have some time to answer a few.
Hothead: It's the author again. I think this is a group question.
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