Uniqua: And then I said "Sorry, I don't associate myself with overgrown toddlers and whiny man-babies." That's it. I just turned away and left that bozo sitting at the corner, wondering why he couldn't be "Prince Charming" to me.
Pixelle: That's it? You need to lower your standards.
Uniqua: If I did that, I'd be doped up and tied to some old dude's bed without my clothes. You can't just dismiss my fears like that. The trauma lasted for ten years. I have every right to be afraid for my freaking life and mad at those who committed the crimes and those who dismiss it. That's why I carry a sword. That's why I built myself up to be stronger and smarter to ensure my people wouldn't have to worry about cruel, unjust leaders.
Hoth: Uni makes a good point, Pixelle. You really shouldn't dismiss an abuse victim's fears or trauma. That still affects them and it does hurt.
Digger: Yeah, you can't belittle her for it. She's doing the best she can to move past it and doesn't need anyone bringing her down for even trying.
Hoth: Exactly! She doesn't wanna end up like her mom.
Pixelle: Well, that isn't what men want, is it?
Hoth: Not all men. Mettaton is a good example of that.
Digger: Speaking of him, weren't him and Spamton supposed to be here already?
Hoth: I believe so.
*The doorbell rings and Uniqua gets up to answer.*
Uniqua: It's about time you two got here. We've been waiting to get these crafts started... Mett...
*For some strange reason, both Mettaton and Spamton have gotten taller.*
Mettaton: Darling, is everything alright?
Spamton: She's looking a little [Red Hot Chili] than usual.
Uniqua: C-Can y'all give me a minute?
*Uniqua shuts the door and teleports to her room.*
Uniqua: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*Digger then comes and opens the door.*
Digger: Sorry about that, guys. I don't know what's up with Uni today. What the heck?! How did Spamton get taller?!
Mettaton: We've always been this tall.
Digger: No, you haven't! Spamton used to be a foot shorter than Uni and I remember you being a foot and a half shorter!
Spamton: And I thought you actually liked me the way I am. I am so [Hurt In A Car Accident? Call now to receive free consultation!]
Digger: Don't play that game with me, Spam! I'm not having it!
Mettaton: Well, are we allowed to come in? You're still making crafts, right?
Digger: Yeah, just make sure you crouch down, Metta.
Mettaton: Good, I just hope Uni will come back down soon.
Hoth: I don't think it'll be that soon but- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU TWO?!
Mettaton: What?
Hoth: This changes things. Your height might increase your chances with Uni.
Mettaton: Oh, will it? I thought my looks and charm would've easily won her over.
Hoth: They may have already done that.
*Uniqua soon comes back out... Wrapped in her own wings...*
Uniqua: Avoiding eye contact for now. Don't question it.
Mettaton: But what if I want to see you?
Uniqua: GOD DANG IT, METTATON! I SAID DON'T QUESTION IT!
Mettaton: Your wings are open-
Uniqua: I WILL FREAKING END YOU!!
Mettaton: You still don't scare me. You're not even 5 feet tall and you still attempt to threaten me.
Uniqua: My sword is two-thirds of my height. How are you not scared?
Mettaton: You're half my height. Why should I be afraid?
Uniqua: BECAUSE! I! AM! CRAZY AND UNTAMED!
*Mettaton easily picks up Uni.*
Mettaton: True, you're also too short to reach my neck and face. I know you wouldn't hurt me. You're just too adorable!
Uniqua: Hey, I told you short people have ways to make tall people fall. I can step on your toes, kick your shins, even punch you in the junk. That last one is painful enough to at least bring your stupid face lower so, I can rip it off.
Mettaton: Still not afraid, dear.
Uniqua: You will be eventually.
*Digger and Spamton have just been staring awkwardly at each other the whole time.*
Digger: So, this is how tall you actually are? I liked you better when you were smaller.
Spamton: That [Hertz] a lot.
Digger: Well, how was I supposed to know you were two inches taller than me?
Spamton: At least the [Comedy] is still good. Just look at these two! *gestures to Mettaton who continued to flirt with the angry, flustered Uni*
Digger: I think it just got better. Uni is not winning this battle. She just won't accept defeat that easily.
Uniqua: SHUT UP, DINGUS! I HAVE NO FEELINGS! I AM A STONE-COLD, UNTAMED WARRIOR! I LIVE WITH PYROKINETIC PYROMANIACS AND I ALWAYS AM READY TO FIGHT GOD OR BECOME HIM!
Mettaton: If you really want me to believe all that, you'll have to make me.
Uniqua: Wha-
Mettaton: You heard me.
Uniqua: I just walked right into a trap and I gotta find my way out.
Mettaton: There is no escape.
Uniqua: I'M SCREWED!
Digger: Yeah, you did that to yourself.
Uniqua: OH, SO YOU GOT A DEATHWISH, TOO?!
Digger: Nope.
Uniqua: Then, shut up.
Hoth: It never occurred to me that you still look like a child, Uni.
Uniqua: I hate it. Unless I get to eat free somewhere.
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